1) INSTEAD OF SAYING "HO HO HO," SAY "OH HO HO."
2) COLOR CODE YOUR CANDY CANES!
3) BUILD A FORT OVER THE HEATER.
4) PLAY IN THE SNOW, DUH!
5) EVERY TIME SOMEONE MAKES A STATEMENT, REPLY WITH "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
6) TALK IN THIRD PERSON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
7) TYPE WITH CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
8) HAVE MARSHMALLOW WARS! (STICK MARSHMALLOWS IN THE MICROWAVE AND SEE WHICH ONE LASTS THE LONGEST)
9) DIGEST.
10) SAY "OM NOM NOM," WHEN EATING FOOD.
11) GO TO www.mylifeisaverage.com
Even from birth, the human race has a tendency to be negative. Why is it that we're all so critical, and even more so to ourselves? It's not always bad to be proud. So where am I going with this? Not really sure, but this blog is, at least, an attempt for entertainment. Enjoy. :D
Friday, December 25, 2009
AW.
WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO BE HERE TOMORROW UNTIL AFTER THE DEADLINE DUE TO VACATION, SO NINA MIGHT WIN.
plays dramatic music
plays dramatic music
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, ALL! AND FOR YOU NORMAL PEOPLE, MERRY CHRISTMAS! silence
WELL...
ER....
FAIL. :D
WELL...
ER....
FAIL. :D
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
There's snow place like home on the holidays~
WELL, IT ISN'T THE HOLIDAYS YET, BUT TONS OF SNOW! :) WINTER STORM OF '09, WITH FEET OF SNOW OVER HERE!
Ahahah...
On www.mylifeisaverage.com, the word of the day is ninja. ;) If you can't see it, it's hiding.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
WHY, HALLO THERE.
SO TODAY, IN SPANISH, MY TEACHER WAS TRYING TO MAKE A SENTENCE AS AN EXAMPLE.
SHE THEN TALKED ABOUT HER FRIEND, WHO USED TO DRINK A LOT OF COKE.
SHE CALLED HER FRIEND A "COKE-HEAD."
THEN SHE REALIZED WHAT SHE SAID.
MLIA. XD
SHE THEN TALKED ABOUT HER FRIEND, WHO USED TO DRINK A LOT OF COKE.
SHE CALLED HER FRIEND A "COKE-HEAD."
THEN SHE REALIZED WHAT SHE SAID.
MLIA. XD
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
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FOOD!
FOOD!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
MLIAs!
Today, I was walking past my sister's room when I noticed my old dollhouse in the corner. I sat down and started happily moving around a few of the little people, remembering all the fun I'd had with it. Two hours later, my sister returned and questioned what I'd been doing. Caught up in my own excitement I told her what I'd been playing before realizing that for the past two hours I'd plotted two affairs, starved three children in the attic, and massacred half of the doll family in their kitchen with tiny plastic cookie trays. I'd ended the whole thing with a tearful interview between the survivors and Oprah. Oh dollhouse; how I've missed you. MLIA.
Today, whilst walking throught the shopping centre I spotted a little girl misbehaving, her mother turned to her and said "If you don't stop this minute, you'll be given a good spanking with the wooden spoon when we get home." Not missing a beat the girl replied "God Mum, could you be more unoriginal? How about you spank me with a whisk?" That girls going places. MLIA
Today I was walking home from school. On the footpath I saw a stick insect. I casually walked over to it and carefully picked it up, placing it on my hand. When I noticed it wasn't moving, I realised it was just a stick. MLIA
Last week, my family moved to a new house, which includes a trap door in the dining room leading to the basement, a bedroom with a ceiling that's just barely 6 feet high, and a small storage area in the coat closet that you have to push past the hanging coats to get to. I now live in a house with a pirate hatch, a hobbit bedroom, and Narnia. I think I'm going to like it here. MLIA.
Today, whilst walking throught the shopping centre I spotted a little girl misbehaving, her mother turned to her and said "If you don't stop this minute, you'll be given a good spanking with the wooden spoon when we get home." Not missing a beat the girl replied "God Mum, could you be more unoriginal? How about you spank me with a whisk?" That girls going places. MLIA
Today I was walking home from school. On the footpath I saw a stick insect. I casually walked over to it and carefully picked it up, placing it on my hand. When I noticed it wasn't moving, I realised it was just a stick. MLIA
Last week, my family moved to a new house, which includes a trap door in the dining room leading to the basement, a bedroom with a ceiling that's just barely 6 feet high, and a small storage area in the coat closet that you have to push past the hanging coats to get to. I now live in a house with a pirate hatch, a hobbit bedroom, and Narnia. I think I'm going to like it here. MLIA.
WOW. .-.
IT'S BEEN SNOWING FOR A WHILE. SINCE LIKE MAYBE 7:00 TO 3:00? AND IT HASN'T STOPPED YET. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HEHEHEH.
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
WELL, NINA.
I THINK THAT YOU WILL WIN. :D FOR SOME REASON, THE BLOGGER HOME PAGE IS DIFFERENT THAN MY ACTUAL NUMBER OF POSTS.
*pokes number*
*pokes number*
Saturday, November 28, 2009
FAQ~
Where is the FAQ?
You're dumb.
How does it work?
Quite simply: each user can contribute to the site and submit their own story by clicking on the "Submit A Story" link in the menu at the top of the page. To be published, your story will be tested in several categories. A significant portion of your stories' time will be taken up with marching, drill ceremonies, and lots of standing in formation. Each story must be able to perform 13 push-ups, 17 sit-ups, and a one-mile run in under eight and one half minutes. Each story must also complete a standardized test, and receive at least a 1500 combined score between the mathematics, writing, and reading sections. We may also consider a story's essays, recommendations, interviews, and its involvement in extracurricular activities. Finally, the stories are voted on by users.
--x
XDDDD
You're dumb.
How does it work?
Quite simply: each user can contribute to the site and submit their own story by clicking on the "Submit A Story" link in the menu at the top of the page. To be published, your story will be tested in several categories. A significant portion of your stories' time will be taken up with marching, drill ceremonies, and lots of standing in formation. Each story must be able to perform 13 push-ups, 17 sit-ups, and a one-mile run in under eight and one half minutes. Each story must also complete a standardized test, and receive at least a 1500 combined score between the mathematics, writing, and reading sections. We may also consider a story's essays, recommendations, interviews, and its involvement in extracurricular activities. Finally, the stories are voted on by users.
--x
XDDDD
MLIA-3
Today, I got I blister. I went to get a band-aid from the cupboard and found I had a selection to choose from: Curious George, Sponge bob, Princess or Miley Cyruss. No one living in my house is under the age of 14. I happily chose Curious George. Thanks mom, MLIA.
Today, I saw a mall cop carrying a squirt gun, running around the mall like James Bond, humming the theme to Mission Impossible, and occasionally doing a ninja roll. I think I know what I want to be when I grow up. MLIA
Today, I went on Mystery Google. I typed in "Mystery Yahoo", and Mystery Google told me not to type gibberish. I laughed. Well played, Mystery Google. MLIA
Today, I was watching Princess Protection Program, and the channel put up little interesting facts and tidbits about the movie throughout the movie. When one character insulted another one, a blurb popped up that simply said, "Fail." I couldn't stop laughing, imagining the producers giggling evily when they put this up there. MLIA.
Today, I saw a mall cop carrying a squirt gun, running around the mall like James Bond, humming the theme to Mission Impossible, and occasionally doing a ninja roll. I think I know what I want to be when I grow up. MLIA
Today, I went on Mystery Google. I typed in "Mystery Yahoo", and Mystery Google told me not to type gibberish. I laughed. Well played, Mystery Google. MLIA
Today, I was watching Princess Protection Program, and the channel put up little interesting facts and tidbits about the movie throughout the movie. When one character insulted another one, a blurb popped up that simply said, "Fail." I couldn't stop laughing, imagining the producers giggling evily when they put this up there. MLIA.
UH...NO?
NO, I HAVE NOT GONE OVER TO THE SNUGGIE SIDE. MY FAMILY IS GOING TO RETURN THE SNUGGIES FOR SOMETHING WARMER, A "BODY WRAP BLANKET".
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Hallo there.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, I'm in caps, but still somewhat sad. :( There wasn't any Mountain Dew at home.
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, I'm in caps, but still somewhat sad. :( There wasn't any Mountain Dew at home.
President Snow,
I am currently very displeased with your product. You have taken over the minds of the young, corrupting the innocent. I know you have a partnership with Stephanie Meyer and Hannah Montana, and you should be grateful that I'm typing this letter, trying to correct your faults. Snuggies actually harm the environment. Despite the fact that you are saving heating bills, you are increasing the production of unwanted materials, when one could use a blanket or a robe. A Snuggie is a backward robe, after all, except worse. Yes, it is a blanket with sleeves, but are you really that lazy to rearrange the blanket so you can use your hands? Next, not to be rude, but all who wear Snuggies look, well, stupid. They are completely covered on the front, but have a gaping hole at their back. This doesn't keep you warm, much less look nice, when a warm robe and fuzzy socks are cheaper, and warmer. The Snuggie also are hazardous to your health. A Facebooker says, "I’ve gained 20 pounds since using my Snuggie." Finally, your commericals provide false advertisement. You say that Snuggies look nice on furniture. This is a lie. Would you enjoy seeing your dead animal edition, having a zebra patterned Snuggie on your lovely, $326 chair? These are just a few reasons, but in short, Snuggies are EVIL.
Sincerely,
The Goodreads group, "Those who Fear Snuggies."
Sincerely,
The Goodreads group, "Those who Fear Snuggies."
No, not yet.
Even if I am so depressed, and despondent. Woeful. Other synonyms for sad that I'm not using caps. I'm not suicidal. Yet. Or willing to give my will to the Snuggies. *twitch* If I'm feeling suicidal, I'll first donate all my candy, so the Snuggies and Tiffany can't them, and then Jenn can eat me. :)
WELL...
THERE IS STILL SOME HOPE. THERE'S ESTHER AND JENN'S FAMILY. AND NINA IF SHE'S AN ANTI-SNUGGIE SUPPORTER...
OH NOEZETH!
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END
NOT IN 2012, BUT TODAY!
NOT IN 2012, BUT TODAY!
OHMIFRIGGINGOSH.
THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST POST-TANKSGIVING DAY. I FEEL DEPRESSED AND DESPONDENT. WOEFUL. OTHER SYNONYMS FOR SAD.
sigh
MY.
FAMILY.
BOUGHT.
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
whispers
snuggies
I BLAME TIFFANY. headdesk
sigh
MY.
FAMILY.
BOUGHT.
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
whispers
snuggies
I BLAME TIFFANY. headdesk
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
OH. HO HO.
˙ʇ,uɐɔ ǝɥ ʇnq ˙ɥʇooɯs puɐ ǝǝɹɟ ˙ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝɔuɐp plnoɔ ǝɥ pǝɥsıʍ ǝɥ ˙oʇɐɯoʇ ɹood ˙ǝɔuɐp ʇ,uɐɔ ǝɥ
˙ǝɔuɐp ʇ,uɐɔ ǝɥ
¿pɐs ʇı ʇ,usı
˙oʇɐɯoʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ɥɐǝʎ ǝɔuɐp ǝɔuɐp ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp
˙ǝɥ sɐ ǝɔuɐp oʇ ƃuıɥsıʍ puǝıɹɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ʎʌuǝ sǝlqɐʇǝƃǝʌ ǝɥʇ llɐ ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ʎǝʞuoɯ plɐq ɐ uo ɹǝʇʇnq ǝʞıl uoıʇoɯ sıɥ ɥʇooɯs ʍoɥ ɥo 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ
˙ǝsnoɯ ɐ ƃuısɐɥɔ uoıl ɐ ǝʞıl sǝʌoɯ ǝɥ ʍoɥ ǝǝs 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ
˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn sı sıɥʇ
¡pɐǝɥ noʎ uɹnʇ
˙ǝɔuɐp ʇ,uɐɔ ǝɥ
¿pɐs ʇı ʇ,usı
˙oʇɐɯoʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ɥɐǝʎ ǝɔuɐp ǝɔuɐp ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp
˙ǝɥ sɐ ǝɔuɐp oʇ ƃuıɥsıʍ puǝıɹɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ʎʌuǝ sǝlqɐʇǝƃǝʌ ǝɥʇ llɐ ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ʎǝʞuoɯ plɐq ɐ uo ɹǝʇʇnq ǝʞıl uoıʇoɯ sıɥ ɥʇooɯs ʍoɥ ɥo 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ
˙ǝsnoɯ ɐ ƃuısɐɥɔ uoıl ɐ ǝʞıl sǝʌoɯ ǝɥ ʍoɥ ǝǝs 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ
˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn sı sıɥʇ
¡pɐǝɥ noʎ uɹnʇ
RAWR.
I AM A CANNIBAL. I EAT SOUR PATCH KIDS. RAWR.
EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM IS EDIBLE. EVEN I'M EDIBLE. BUT THAT IS CALLED CANNIBALISM WHICH IS ENCOURAGED IN MOST SOCIETIES.
EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM IS EDIBLE. EVEN I'M EDIBLE. BUT THAT IS CALLED CANNIBALISM WHICH IS ENCOURAGED IN MOST SOCIETIES.
UHM.
THE SENTENCE BELOW THIS IS TRUE.
THE SENTENCE ABOVE THIS IS FALSE.
THE SENTENCES ABOVE ARE POTATOES.
THE SENTENCE ABOVE THIS IS FALSE.
THE SENTENCES ABOVE ARE POTATOES.
MERRY HALLOWEEN
MERRY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE.
ER. TANKSGIVING.
YOU SEE, YOU GIVE TANKS. *tanks you*
ENJOYING YOUR TANK?
WELL, IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW AND TANKSGIVING TODAY. :DDD
ER. TANKSGIVING.
YOU SEE, YOU GIVE TANKS. *tanks you*
ENJOYING YOUR TANK?
WELL, IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW AND TANKSGIVING TODAY. :DDD
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
a) POTATOOOOOOOOOO
b) NEENJA!
c) MANGO!
d) LLAMA.
e) OTHER UNKNOWN CAREER THAT INVOLVES OFFICIALLY CHANGING OTHER PEOPLE'S NAMES TO CARL, EATING CHALUPAS DURING LUNCH AND DANCING ON TOP OF FURNITURE WHILE RANTING ABOUT HOW SNUGGIES HAVE CORRUPTED THE MINDS OF THE YOUTH, WITH THEIR CREEPY COMMERCIALS WITH TOO HAPPY PEOPLE AND USELESS IDEAS FOR SNUGGIES FOR DOGS WHEN YOU COULD JUST USE A REGULAR BLANKET OR CLOTHING.
d) PIE.
b) NEENJA!
c) MANGO!
d) LLAMA.
e) OTHER UNKNOWN CAREER THAT INVOLVES OFFICIALLY CHANGING OTHER PEOPLE'S NAMES TO CARL, EATING CHALUPAS DURING LUNCH AND DANCING ON TOP OF FURNITURE WHILE RANTING ABOUT HOW SNUGGIES HAVE CORRUPTED THE MINDS OF THE YOUTH, WITH THEIR CREEPY COMMERCIALS WITH TOO HAPPY PEOPLE AND USELESS IDEAS FOR SNUGGIES FOR DOGS WHEN YOU COULD JUST USE A REGULAR BLANKET OR CLOTHING.
d) PIE.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
SPORK RANT.
WHY, YES. SPORKS DO SAVE THE ENVIROMENT. UNLIKE SNUGGIES. IMAGINE IF YOU ARE EATING DINNER. SOUP AND SALAD, FOR EXAMPLE, AT A PICNIC. YOU NEED A SPOON FOR THE SOUP, AND A FORK FOR THE SALAD, TO SEEM POLITE. {{THOUGH I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE REALLY CARES.}} INSTEAD OF WASTING PLASTIC, GETTING A FORK AND SPOON, YOU COULD SAVE THOSE POLAR BEARS WITH A SPORK. ITS A TWO IN ONE! SO REMEMBER KIDS. ONE DAY, SPORKS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IN NOW. :) KTHXBAI!
*pantpant*
You: What's up with your title?
Me: What's wrong with it?
You: You aren't panting...
Me: Who says I'm panting?
You: Your title?
Me: DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ! WHAT'S WRONG WITH A MISLEADING TITLE?
You: Did you want to mislead people?
Me: WELL, THE PEOPLE READING THIS COULD BE BLIND. OOOH. WHAT NOW?
You: Uh...Then they couldn't read it?
Me: Your point?
You: *shakes head* Nevermind.
Me: What's wrong with it?
You: You aren't panting...
Me: Who says I'm panting?
You: Your title?
Me: DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ! WHAT'S WRONG WITH A MISLEADING TITLE?
You: Did you want to mislead people?
Me: WELL, THE PEOPLE READING THIS COULD BE BLIND. OOOH. WHAT NOW?
You: Uh...Then they couldn't read it?
Me: Your point?
You: *shakes head* Nevermind.
GUESS WHAT?
I LIKE...
BOLD, ITALICIZATION, BIG WORDS, SMALL WORDS, CAPS!, INVISIBLE INK, PEOPLE NOT NOTICING INVISIBLE INK, JUSTIFICATION! WHOOOO.
November 24~
WHY, HALLO THERE. HERE'S THE {{RARELY}} DAILY NEWS!
QUOTE OF THE DAY: Everything's better, down where it's wetter.
~The Little Mermaid; Sebastian the crab
ADVICE OF THE DAY: Beware of overhead cords. .-. And cords coming from Elmos.
O-O
WELL THEN. KTHXBAI!!!!
QUOTE OF THE DAY: Everything's better, down where it's wetter.
~The Little Mermaid; Sebastian the crab
ADVICE OF THE DAY: Beware of overhead cords. .-. And cords coming from Elmos.
O-O
WELL THEN. KTHXBAI!!!!
SO.
TODAY, I SHALL SPAM THIS POST. LITERALLY. :)
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Spam- a canned food product consisting esp. of pork formed into a solid block.
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Spam- a canned food product consisting esp. of pork formed into a solid block.
AW.
SO AT SCHOOL, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED:
Intercom: MR. SHIFFLETT?
Teacher: WHAT?
Intercom: BLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOLOOOLOOLOOLOLOOOOOOOLOOLOOLOOP! hangs up
Intercom: MR. SHIFFLETT?
Teacher: WHAT?
Intercom: BLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOLOOOLOOLOOLOLOOOOOOOLOOLOOLOOP! hangs up
HEHE.
UHHHH. A LITTLE AWKWARD. :) DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
OH YEAH.
THIS IS EPIC RANDOMNESS. IT FEELS LIKE IM TRYING TOO HARD. AW. SO SAD. :(
OH YEAH.
THIS IS EPIC RANDOMNESS. IT FEELS LIKE IM TRYING TOO HARD. AW. SO SAD. :(
SO...
WOULDN'T IT BE REALLY COOL, IF LIKE, EVERYONE SPOKE PIRATE?
ARGH, MATEY, GO SAUNTER OFF INTO YER POOP DECK!
ARGH, MATEY, GO SAUNTER OFF INTO YER POOP DECK!
HM...
Quiz:
1) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
THE WORLD IS NOT A STAGE. LIESSSSS I TELL YOU, LIESSS.
2) How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
OOOH. DOES SPONGEBOB COUNT? BECAUSE HE MAKES BIKINI BOTTOM EXPLODE.
1) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
THE WORLD IS NOT A STAGE. LIESSSSS I TELL YOU, LIESSS.
2) How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
OOOH. DOES SPONGEBOB COUNT? BECAUSE HE MAKES BIKINI BOTTOM EXPLODE.
I ENJOY SMILIES. :D
HERE ARE SOME SMILIES FOR THOSE WHO... HAVE RUN OUT... .-.
- .-.
- .____.
- >.>
- T.T
- T^T
- @.@
- XC
- =.=''
- ~.~
- '-'
- O-O
MLIA. OH HO HO.
Today my mom and I were talking about death. Nothing morbid or depressing, just what we'd prefer: burial or cremation. I chose cremation because it's cheaper and it's not like my body serves a purpose when it's buried in a casket in the ground. My mom agreed with cremation, but her reasoning was so she wouldn't come back as a zombie. Good point, mom. Good point. MLIA
Today my mother and I were riding the ferry and locked the car so we could go up stairs and get lunch when we discovered that the lock/unlock button on our key also worked on the car in front of us. Instead of going upstairs we got back in the car and spent the next 30 minutes making the couple in front of us think their locks were possessed. I love my mom. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in Starbucks with my head phones on. I noticed the two ladies sitting next to me were having an intense conversation. as I got up to leave, I took out one of my head phones and caught the last part of their conversation which was "we'll discuss the screaming carrots later, its not safe here." I am still confused. MLIA
Today my mother and I were riding the ferry and locked the car so we could go up stairs and get lunch when we discovered that the lock/unlock button on our key also worked on the car in front of us. Instead of going upstairs we got back in the car and spent the next 30 minutes making the couple in front of us think their locks were possessed. I love my mom. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in Starbucks with my head phones on. I noticed the two ladies sitting next to me were having an intense conversation. as I got up to leave, I took out one of my head phones and caught the last part of their conversation which was "we'll discuss the screaming carrots later, its not safe here." I am still confused. MLIA
UH.
I'M NOT SURE IF I'M WINNING OR NOT. .-. YOU SEE, THE AMOUNT OF POSTS AND MY BLOGGER HOME PAGE ARE DIFFERENT... AWKWARDDDDDD.
Monday, November 23, 2009
:O *pant pant*
OH. MY. GOSH.
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
I MEAN YEAH, HOORAY FOR THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION! DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY!
WHOO. BUT SERIOUSLY. IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF BAD.
SNUGGIE BAD. :OOOO
THEY.
SELL.
SNUGGIES.
IN.
COSTCO.
NOW.
LE GASP! YEAH, YOU MIGHT NOT CARE BUT HONESTLY, SNUGGIES SHOULD BE RIPPED APART, PIECE BY PIECE AND NO LONGER EXIST ANYMORE. :)
BUT SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE TAKING OVER.
BEWARE TARGET. BEWARE.
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
I MEAN YEAH, HOORAY FOR THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION! DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY!
WHOO. BUT SERIOUSLY. IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF BAD.
SNUGGIE BAD. :OOOO
THEY.
SELL.
SNUGGIES.
IN.
COSTCO.
NOW.
LE GASP! YEAH, YOU MIGHT NOT CARE BUT HONESTLY, SNUGGIES SHOULD BE RIPPED APART, PIECE BY PIECE AND NO LONGER EXIST ANYMORE. :)
BUT SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE TAKING OVER.
BEWARE TARGET. BEWARE.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
LIST OF BEST GOURMET FOOD~
SELF-EXPLANATORY. :)
1) MANGOES
2) CHALUPAS!
3) POOOOOOOTAAAAAAATOOOOOOO
4) BENDY STRAWS
5) LIQUID GLUE
SO JA.
1) MANGOES
2) CHALUPAS!
3) POOOOOOOTAAAAAAATOOOOOOO
4) BENDY STRAWS
5) LIQUID GLUE
SO JA.
MORE MLIAs!
Today, I was in Spanish class and saw some of my classmates on Mystery google. So I typed in "I see you Ellie" and timed it so it'd show up on their screen. Ellie was sufficiently frightened. MLIA
Today I saw these two girls acting suspiciously near a large Edward Cullen cut out at my work. They were whispering about something and kept looking over at the cut out. After I was finished selling tickets to a patron, I looked up and saw them putting a Hufflepuff scarf and cape on him. Good to know that they know who's more important! MLIA
Today, after a visit to the pharmacy, I got some hand sanitizer for swine flu protection. On the back, I noticed the sanitizer had a calorie chart. Glad to know hand sanitizer only has 20 calories a seving. I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. MLIA
A few weeks ago in pre-cal, this guy fell asleep while our teacher was lecturing. The teacher got up to wake him up in front of the whole class, so he leaned in and gently shook him awake. Immediately that guy said "Megatron will lose! I am Optimus Prime!" and punched him in the face. Needless to say, our teacher has let our class sleep in peace ever since then. MLIA.
My physics teacher always makes his quizzes with pirates on them. The other week, he had a bonus question: who is the natural enemy of the pirate? We got the quizzes back, and I got it right. Thank you, MLIA, for educating me about pirates and ninjas. MLIA.
Today, in science we were using plasticine as part of an experiment and I heard someone singing 'Party in the USA'. Annoyed, I turned around to tell them to shut up, then I saw that they had made Miley Cyrus out of plasticine and were slowly squishing her into the table while she was singing. I let them continue. MLIA
Today, I decided to use my 1cent coin collection. I went to the cashier at my school bookshop and said I wanted a book which cost $11.20. I then proceeded to count every cent. By the time I got to the 50th coin, the cashier told me to take the book and my coins. Remind me to pay everybody with 1cent coins in the future. MLIA
Today I saw these two girls acting suspiciously near a large Edward Cullen cut out at my work. They were whispering about something and kept looking over at the cut out. After I was finished selling tickets to a patron, I looked up and saw them putting a Hufflepuff scarf and cape on him. Good to know that they know who's more important! MLIA
Today, after a visit to the pharmacy, I got some hand sanitizer for swine flu protection. On the back, I noticed the sanitizer had a calorie chart. Glad to know hand sanitizer only has 20 calories a seving. I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. MLIA
A few weeks ago in pre-cal, this guy fell asleep while our teacher was lecturing. The teacher got up to wake him up in front of the whole class, so he leaned in and gently shook him awake. Immediately that guy said "Megatron will lose! I am Optimus Prime!" and punched him in the face. Needless to say, our teacher has let our class sleep in peace ever since then. MLIA.
My physics teacher always makes his quizzes with pirates on them. The other week, he had a bonus question: who is the natural enemy of the pirate? We got the quizzes back, and I got it right. Thank you, MLIA, for educating me about pirates and ninjas. MLIA.
Today, in science we were using plasticine as part of an experiment and I heard someone singing 'Party in the USA'. Annoyed, I turned around to tell them to shut up, then I saw that they had made Miley Cyrus out of plasticine and were slowly squishing her into the table while she was singing. I let them continue. MLIA
Today, I decided to use my 1cent coin collection. I went to the cashier at my school bookshop and said I wanted a book which cost $11.20. I then proceeded to count every cent. By the time I got to the 50th coin, the cashier told me to take the book and my coins. Remind me to pay everybody with 1cent coins in the future. MLIA
FIREFLIES~
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE ANTI-SOCIAL INTROVERTS, HERE IS A "POPULAR" SONG, FIREFLIES. :)
HAHA, JUST KIDDING. RAINBOW VEINS IS WAY COOLER. PSH. :P
High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue
Everywhere is balanced there like a rainbow above you
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard
For heaven's sake, keep me awake so I won't be caught off guard
Clearly I am a passerby but I'll find a place to stay
Dear pacific day, won't you take me away?
Small town hearts of the New Year
Brought down by gravity, crystal clear
City fog and brave dialogue converge on the frontier
Make haste, I feel your heartbeat
With new taste for speed, out on the street
Find a road to a humble abode where both of our routes meet
The silver sound is all around and the colors fall like snow
The feeling of letting go, I guess we'll never know
Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains
And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins
Cause your heart has a lack of color and we should have known
That we'd grow up sooner or later cause we wasted all our free time alone
Your nerves gather with the altitude
Exhale the stress so you don't come unglued
Somewhere there is a happy affair, a ghost of a good mood
Wide eyed, panic on the getaway
The high tide could take me so far away
VCR's and motorcars unite on the Seventh Day
A popular gauge will measure the rage of the new Post-Modern Age
Cause somewhere along the line all the decades align
We were the crashing whitecaps
On the ocean
And what lovely seaside holiday, away
A palm tree in Christmas lights
My emotion
Struck a sparkling tone like a xylophone
As we spent the day alone
Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains
And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins
Cause your heart has a lack of color and we should've known
That we'd grow up sooner or later cause we wasted all our free time alone
Rainbow Veins Video <---- SO CUTE. :)
HAHA, JUST KIDDING. RAINBOW VEINS IS WAY COOLER. PSH. :P
High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue
Everywhere is balanced there like a rainbow above you
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard
For heaven's sake, keep me awake so I won't be caught off guard
Clearly I am a passerby but I'll find a place to stay
Dear pacific day, won't you take me away?
Small town hearts of the New Year
Brought down by gravity, crystal clear
City fog and brave dialogue converge on the frontier
Make haste, I feel your heartbeat
With new taste for speed, out on the street
Find a road to a humble abode where both of our routes meet
The silver sound is all around and the colors fall like snow
The feeling of letting go, I guess we'll never know
Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains
And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins
Cause your heart has a lack of color and we should have known
That we'd grow up sooner or later cause we wasted all our free time alone
Your nerves gather with the altitude
Exhale the stress so you don't come unglued
Somewhere there is a happy affair, a ghost of a good mood
Wide eyed, panic on the getaway
The high tide could take me so far away
VCR's and motorcars unite on the Seventh Day
A popular gauge will measure the rage of the new Post-Modern Age
Cause somewhere along the line all the decades align
We were the crashing whitecaps
On the ocean
And what lovely seaside holiday, away
A palm tree in Christmas lights
My emotion
Struck a sparkling tone like a xylophone
As we spent the day alone
Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains
And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins
Cause your heart has a lack of color and we should've known
That we'd grow up sooner or later cause we wasted all our free time alone
Rainbow Veins Video <---- SO CUTE. :)
HEY, HEY, HEY.
NINA, YOU COPIED MY POST. PSH. THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES... RIGHT?
pokes Jenn
IS IT? IS ITTTT?
WELL, EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT LAW, YOU ARE NEUTRAL. DECIDE, JENN.
pokes Jenn
IS IT? IS ITTTT?
WELL, EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT LAW, YOU ARE NEUTRAL. DECIDE, JENN.
BLOGGART
A) KILL SNUGGIES. STAB BETTER. BLOGGARTS.
B) SAVE BLOGS. HATE TWILIGHT. DESK FORTS.
C) BLOGGARTS. NOT BOGGARTS. UNDERSTAND.
D) HATE WALMART. HATE TWILIGHT MORE. BLOGGART.
WELL, EPIC FAIL. :)
B) SAVE BLOGS. HATE TWILIGHT. DESK FORTS.
C) BLOGGARTS. NOT BOGGARTS. UNDERSTAND.
D) HATE WALMART. HATE TWILIGHT MORE. BLOGGART.
WELL, EPIC FAIL. :)
AW.
SO, YESTERDAY WAS A TERRIBLE DAY.
NEW MOON CAME OUT.
shudders
FOR YOU OTHER TWIHATERS, HERE ARE SOME IDEAS TO GET YOU STARTED.
1) STAB THE PROJECTOR.
2) SCREAM, "SCREW YOU, EDWARD CULLEN" EVERY TIME EDWARD COMES ON.
3) SCREAM, "CEDRIC DIGGORY" EVERY TIME EDWARD COMES ON.
4) SIT IN THE VERY BACK AND MAKE SHADOW PUPPETS DURING THE "BEST" SCENES
5) SUE STEPHANIE MEYER FOR, "CORRUPTING YOUNG CHILDREN'S MINDS."
6) SUE EVERYONE ON THE TWILIGHT CAST FOR "IMPERSONATING BADLY."
HERE ARE JUST A FEW. :) AND REMEMBER-
IF ANYONE EVER ASKS YOU, "VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES,"
REPLY: "WEREWOLVES. I SUPPORT REMUS LUPIN."
FOR NARNIAAAAAA.
NEW MOON CAME OUT.
shudders
FOR YOU OTHER TWIHATERS, HERE ARE SOME IDEAS TO GET YOU STARTED.
1) STAB THE PROJECTOR.
2) SCREAM, "SCREW YOU, EDWARD CULLEN" EVERY TIME EDWARD COMES ON.
3) SCREAM, "CEDRIC DIGGORY" EVERY TIME EDWARD COMES ON.
4) SIT IN THE VERY BACK AND MAKE SHADOW PUPPETS DURING THE "BEST" SCENES
5) SUE STEPHANIE MEYER FOR, "CORRUPTING YOUNG CHILDREN'S MINDS."
6) SUE EVERYONE ON THE TWILIGHT CAST FOR "IMPERSONATING BADLY."
HERE ARE JUST A FEW. :) AND REMEMBER-
IF ANYONE EVER ASKS YOU, "VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES,"
REPLY: "WEREWOLVES. I SUPPORT REMUS LUPIN."
FOR NARNIAAAAAA.
LALALALA.
Hello monsieur I welcome you! You are in New France. We drink and laugh each day in this country of romance!
Here have some cheese please soups and wine! Or a nice souffle.
Come follow me there's much to see while you are in New Fran-say!
Oh why on earth don't these chicks ever shave?
Oh why oh why must such a place like this be my grave?
I must now find a way to leave this land--
Not a chance! You are stuck here for eternity! Stuck Here in Le France!
We surrendered to Italians and twice to Germany but eventually they left--
Because your country smells like pee.
So maybe we can't win a war - But hey, we make great wine!
Here try a glass its good I swear! The taste is quite divine!
We know the latest fashions and our art is quite insane.
We love to hang in coffee shapes and talk about our pain.
The world may think us snotty but there oh so very wrong, if you admit that we're superior I'm sure we'd get along!
I can't stand being here - I wanna cry!
If I hear "OH HO HO" just one more time I'll surely die!
I'm sure that France would be quite nice if they killed off French!
Well, you are stuck here for a zillion years so get used to the stench!
There's no second chance the afterlife is France!
Come on, I'm sure there has to be a way!
You're stuck in France so why not dance! There's no need to stay fashay! Your edgy stance, your hateful glance, don't try to go astray!
Gotta find myself a chance, find a way to bail on France!
Take your hope and throw it away!
You have to stay for your afterlife Fran-say OH HO HO!
---x
"The Afterlife is France"
by Jason Steele
Here have some cheese please soups and wine! Or a nice souffle.
Come follow me there's much to see while you are in New Fran-say!
Oh why on earth don't these chicks ever shave?
Oh why oh why must such a place like this be my grave?
I must now find a way to leave this land--
Not a chance! You are stuck here for eternity! Stuck Here in Le France!
We surrendered to Italians and twice to Germany but eventually they left--
Because your country smells like pee.
So maybe we can't win a war - But hey, we make great wine!
Here try a glass its good I swear! The taste is quite divine!
We know the latest fashions and our art is quite insane.
We love to hang in coffee shapes and talk about our pain.
The world may think us snotty but there oh so very wrong, if you admit that we're superior I'm sure we'd get along!
I can't stand being here - I wanna cry!
If I hear "OH HO HO" just one more time I'll surely die!
I'm sure that France would be quite nice if they killed off French!
Well, you are stuck here for a zillion years so get used to the stench!
There's no second chance the afterlife is France!
Come on, I'm sure there has to be a way!
You're stuck in France so why not dance! There's no need to stay fashay! Your edgy stance, your hateful glance, don't try to go astray!
Gotta find myself a chance, find a way to bail on France!
Take your hope and throw it away!
You have to stay for your afterlife Fran-say OH HO HO!
---x
"The Afterlife is France"
by Jason Steele
BOOM
HALO, ALL YOU PEOPLE. YES, HALO, NOT HALLO.
GUESS WHAT????
IT'S...
JENN'S BIRTHDAY!
whoo. .-.
OH HO HO. SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JENN!
GUESS WHAT????
IT'S...
JENN'S BIRTHDAY!
whoo. .-.
OH HO HO. SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JENN!
Friday, November 20, 2009
WELL...
WELL,
THE REASON IS THAT MY COMPUTER WAS BASICALLY, DEAD.
:D
IT WAS LIKE, WHAT, 26 VIRUSES OR SOMETHING, AND THE INTERNET STOPPED WORKING.
IK. EPIC SADNESS.
SO I HAD TO USE MY MOM'S, WHICH WASN'T COMPLETELY UPDATED, SO JA.
KTHXBAI...
THE REASON IS THAT MY COMPUTER WAS BASICALLY, DEAD.
:D
IT WAS LIKE, WHAT, 26 VIRUSES OR SOMETHING, AND THE INTERNET STOPPED WORKING.
IK. EPIC SADNESS.
SO I HAD TO USE MY MOM'S, WHICH WASN'T COMPLETELY UPDATED, SO JA.
KTHXBAI...
TRANSLATION:
FOR YOU NOOB-SPEAK HATERS: HERE'S AN INTERPRETATION.
I haven't posted in a long time. Forgive me, viewers. KTHXBAI.
I haven't posted in a long time. Forgive me, viewers. KTHXBAI.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
November 14~
HALLO THUR.
WAVES
GUESS WHAT? I FOUND MY NUTS! THEY WERE IN THE PANTRY!
:D
ALMONDS. XD
WELL.
HERE'S THE DAILY ADVICE.
WHEN PLAYING "BOP IT" DONT THINK TOO MUCH OF THE ACTIONS: FLICK IT, SPIN IT, PULL IT, AND TWIST IT. :)
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'THIS IS CELESTIAL BRONZE. WORKS A LOT BETTER THAN A HAMMER."
WAVES
GUESS WHAT? I FOUND MY NUTS! THEY WERE IN THE PANTRY!
:D
ALMONDS. XD
WELL.
HERE'S THE DAILY ADVICE.
WHEN PLAYING "BOP IT" DONT THINK TOO MUCH OF THE ACTIONS: FLICK IT, SPIN IT, PULL IT, AND TWIST IT. :)
QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'THIS IS CELESTIAL BRONZE. WORKS A LOT BETTER THAN A HAMMER."
HULLO!!!
I'VE BEEN THINKING. THERE SHOULD BE A SHIELD AP ON THE iPHONE, TO LIKE, YOU KNOW, PROTECT YOU FROM RAPISTS AND PEDOPHILES LIKE EDWARD CULLEN.
:D
OKAY. BYE.
:D
OKAY. BYE.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
MLIA. :D
Today, while in the grocery store I asked my mom if I could sit in the cart. She said no, that it was too childish and I was too old. Not even five seconds later I saw my best friend being pushed in a cart by her mom while licking a large rainbow lollipop. She just got accepted into law school.MLIA
Today, I woke up to find a spoon glued to my bedroom wall. I live alone and i'm still confused. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my philosophy class when my teacher got upset about all the distracted people sitting in the back of the classroom. He then used me, a person who has always sat in the front row, as the "perfect model student who has never been distracted." During the 2 hour duration of the class I had responded to 29 texts, chatted on Facebook and Skype, and read 20 pages of MLIA. I have never felt better or more accomplished in my college career. MLIA.
For the past few days, my boyfriend and I have been sick with swine flu. Today, we were both feeling much better, and he texted me saying that we should hang out tomorrow. His suggestion for what to do? "Eat bacon and get revenge." MLIA.
Today, I was walking through downtown, drinking from a juice box. My friend told me that it was childish and those things were for 5-year-olds. Just as he said that, A girl our age walked by drinking from a juice box. We high-fived. MLIA
Today, I realized that if I look out my apartment window, I can see my best friend's tv. I have been talking with her on the phone and she's still amazed that I know which Pokemon episode she's watching. I plan to do this every night. MLIA
Today, I woke up to find a spoon glued to my bedroom wall. I live alone and i'm still confused. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my philosophy class when my teacher got upset about all the distracted people sitting in the back of the classroom. He then used me, a person who has always sat in the front row, as the "perfect model student who has never been distracted." During the 2 hour duration of the class I had responded to 29 texts, chatted on Facebook and Skype, and read 20 pages of MLIA. I have never felt better or more accomplished in my college career. MLIA.
For the past few days, my boyfriend and I have been sick with swine flu. Today, we were both feeling much better, and he texted me saying that we should hang out tomorrow. His suggestion for what to do? "Eat bacon and get revenge." MLIA.
Today, I was walking through downtown, drinking from a juice box. My friend told me that it was childish and those things were for 5-year-olds. Just as he said that, A girl our age walked by drinking from a juice box. We high-fived. MLIA
Today, I realized that if I look out my apartment window, I can see my best friend's tv. I have been talking with her on the phone and she's still amazed that I know which Pokemon episode she's watching. I plan to do this every night. MLIA
NOVEMBER 11!
HALLO EVERYONE. HAPPY NATIONAL SUNDAE...DAY. {{SUN DAY DAY?}}
ENJOYING LIFE?
HEH, DIDN'T THINK SO. :P
BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT TASTES TOO BLAND. YEAH, IT HAS SOME SUGAR IN IT, BUT HONEY NUT CHEERIOS ARE WAY BETTER.
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS FTW! :D
Advice of the day: Do not take advice from erasers, even if they enjoy eating meatballs.
Quote of the day: SAMOAS: THEY'RE THE SECOND #1 COOKIE!
ENJOYING LIFE?
HEH, DIDN'T THINK SO. :P
BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT TASTES TOO BLAND. YEAH, IT HAS SOME SUGAR IN IT, BUT HONEY NUT CHEERIOS ARE WAY BETTER.
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS FTW! :D
Advice of the day: Do not take advice from erasers, even if they enjoy eating meatballs.
Quote of the day: SAMOAS: THEY'RE THE SECOND #1 COOKIE!
WARM-UP
1) What is your name?
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2) What is your quest?
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3) What is your favorite color?
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2) What is your quest?
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HALLO THUR.
HALLO THUR.
I HAVE BEEN WAITI-
OOOOH! A
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:DDDDD
I HAVE BEEN WAITI-
OOOOH! A
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:DDDDD
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
ANTI-SNUGGIES, UNITE!
ANTI-SNUGGIES, UNITE AGAINST THE SNUGGIES.
:O
THE AXE OF CAPITALISM {{THE FAKE ONE...}} IS IN SUPPORT OF SNUGGIES! :O
PLAN A:
-We hire spork assasins and shred them to pieces, video taping their torture and putting them on YOUTUBE LIVE. Then we send the creators to the Pits of Tartar Sauce and stick them in a impenetrable case of jelly yogurt, the enemy of the pudding. Then we hire giant bee guardians of the pit, who will never be a traitor and Luke and Ethan Nakamura will ride the mangoes of doom, circling the cave. We will remove the kidneys of the creators and throw them into the rings of Uranus. >:D
-Send the makers of snuggies to another dimension.
-Get rid of Walmarts (optional)
-Create a bacteria designed to eat snuggies
-Cut off the sleeves of the snuggie. *cackle*
-LEAPFROG- We call up NASA and ask them to build stations on Mars. We poplute these stations w/ people, plants (wild orchids, food crops, giant stinking flowers, ect.), and animals. We're a Noah's Ark if you will. We keep building stations untill we feel free to send robots to jupiter to drill a giant hole in the planet with a reinforced titanium lid. We will also start factories to make parkas and ski pants.
-POPULATION ZERO- We evacute every one on earth to the stations (at least the ones who believe us). We send down teams to trap snuggies and send them to the giant pit on Jupiter. The gravitational force is so strong it should keep them at the bottom of the pit.
-TWILIGHT ZONE- We've done what we can, now we just wait for the Snuggies to eat eachother after they've exausted all resources.
-PROJECT ESKIMO- By the time that Snuggies have died off, they will have wreaked they're havok on earth and will have started the next ice age. We should have an abundant suply of snow gear built up by now. We will start to repopulate the earth.
TAKEN FROM THE GROUP ON GOODREADS: THOSE WHO FEAR SNUGGIES
CLICK HERE FOR THE GROUP.
:O
THE AXE OF CAPITALISM {{THE FAKE ONE...}} IS IN SUPPORT OF SNUGGIES! :O
PLAN A:
-We hire spork assasins and shred them to pieces, video taping their torture and putting them on YOUTUBE LIVE. Then we send the creators to the Pits of Tartar Sauce and stick them in a impenetrable case of jelly yogurt, the enemy of the pudding. Then we hire giant bee guardians of the pit, who will never be a traitor and Luke and Ethan Nakamura will ride the mangoes of doom, circling the cave. We will remove the kidneys of the creators and throw them into the rings of Uranus. >:D
-Send the makers of snuggies to another dimension.
-Get rid of Walmarts (optional)
-Create a bacteria designed to eat snuggies
-Cut off the sleeves of the snuggie. *cackle*
-LEAPFROG- We call up NASA and ask them to build stations on Mars. We poplute these stations w/ people, plants (wild orchids, food crops, giant stinking flowers, ect.), and animals. We're a Noah's Ark if you will. We keep building stations untill we feel free to send robots to jupiter to drill a giant hole in the planet with a reinforced titanium lid. We will also start factories to make parkas and ski pants.
-POPULATION ZERO- We evacute every one on earth to the stations (at least the ones who believe us). We send down teams to trap snuggies and send them to the giant pit on Jupiter. The gravitational force is so strong it should keep them at the bottom of the pit.
-TWILIGHT ZONE- We've done what we can, now we just wait for the Snuggies to eat eachother after they've exausted all resources.
-PROJECT ESKIMO- By the time that Snuggies have died off, they will have wreaked they're havok on earth and will have started the next ice age. We should have an abundant suply of snow gear built up by now. We will start to repopulate the earth.
TAKEN FROM THE GROUP ON GOODREADS: THOSE WHO FEAR SNUGGIES
CLICK HERE FOR THE GROUP.
ATHENA IS HERE~
HALLO. ATHENA IS BACK FROM THE SWIM MEET. :D
I DROPPED 4 SECONDS IN 200 IM! WHOO.
FOR YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T SWIM, IT'S 8 LAPS.
THE FIRST TWO ARE BUTTERFLY.
NEXT TWO ARE BACKSTROKE.
NEXT TWO ARE BREASTSTROKE.
AND THE LAST TWO ARE FREESTYLE.
I DROPPED 4 SECONDS IN 200 IM! WHOO.
FOR YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T SWIM, IT'S 8 LAPS.
THE FIRST TWO ARE BUTTERFLY.
NEXT TWO ARE BACKSTROKE.
NEXT TWO ARE BREASTSTROKE.
AND THE LAST TWO ARE FREESTYLE.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
:O
*pokepoke*
:D
OH HO HO.
.-. <---- Jenn's smiley.
that evolved from
._. <---- My smiley.
:PPP PLAGIARISM. WELL, NOT REALLY. IT'S PARAPHRASED... ._. BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I USE IT TOO! .-.
Friday, November 6, 2009
LUFFLEH SONGS! :D
HERE ARE SOME RANDOM SONGS:
THE AFTERLIFE IS FRANCE
PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR
IN THE OCEAN BLUE
MAKES ME SMILE
THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CAVE
ROBERT MITCHUM'S CHALUPA SONG
RE-COLOR OUR DREAMS
:3 ENJOY!
THE AFTERLIFE IS FRANCE
PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR
IN THE OCEAN BLUE
MAKES ME SMILE
THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CAVE
ROBERT MITCHUM'S CHALUPA SONG
RE-COLOR OUR DREAMS
:3 ENJOY!
Thursday, November 5, 2009
*is currently mad*
SO MY SISTER DELETED A LOT OF MY FAVORITE SONGS.
INCLUDING THE "DANCE OF THE CUCUMBER"
TCH.
I KNOW YOUR EBIL PLAN, TIFFANY.
*headdesk*
OH. MY SHORT TERM MEMORY'S COMING BACK.
WAIT.
WHAT?
INCLUDING THE "DANCE OF THE CUCUMBER"
TCH.
I KNOW YOUR EBIL PLAN, TIFFANY.
*headdesk*
OH. MY SHORT TERM MEMORY'S COMING BACK.
WAIT.
WHAT?
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
WELCOME TO THIS BLOG OF... BLOGNESS.
WHY, HALLO!
I HAVE REALIZED THAT WE HAVE NOT MADE A WELCOME THING... SO... WELCOME TO THIS BLOG... OF BLOGNESS.
BLOG.
THAT WOULD BE ALL. FAREWELL.
I HAVE REALIZED THAT WE HAVE NOT MADE A WELCOME THING... SO... WELCOME TO THIS BLOG... OF BLOGNESS.
BLOG.
THAT WOULD BE ALL. FAREWELL.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
RANT ON THE TWILIGHT SERIES
WORST. BOOKS. EVER.
HERE ARE JUST A FEW REASONS:
1) TERRIBLE PLOT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. IT'S COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL.
BASICALLY, A GIRL AND A GUY {{cough cough FAIRY}} MEET, FALL IN LOVE, SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER. THERE'S A DEATH THREAT, SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THE GIRL. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
2) AWFUL IDEAS. SPARKLY VAMPIRES? SERIOUSLY? VAMPIRES BURN, NOT SPARKLE.
3) HORRIBLE DESCRIPTION. I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO SAY HER NAME. ANYWAY, SHE {{ahem SORRY, I MEANT HE.}} OVERUSES TOO MANY WORDS, WITH TERRIBLE WRITING SKILLS. I MEAN, USING A WORD A COUPLE TIMES IS FINE, BUT READING THE WORD "VELVET" EVERY TIME EDWARD APPEARS IN THE BOOK?
4) INAPPROPRIATE FOR KIDS. I MEAN, LITTLE 8 YEAR-OLDS READ IT. AND BREAKING DAWN? IT'S IN DETAIL ABOUT...
5) JUST PLAIN AWFUL
SO JA. HATE TWILIGHT, LIVE BETTER. BLOGGER.
TTFN TA TA FOR NOW!
HEHE...TIGGER. :D
HERE ARE JUST A FEW REASONS:
1) TERRIBLE PLOT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. IT'S COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL.
BASICALLY, A GIRL AND A GUY {{cough cough FAIRY}} MEET, FALL IN LOVE, SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER. THERE'S A DEATH THREAT, SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THE GIRL. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
2) AWFUL IDEAS. SPARKLY VAMPIRES? SERIOUSLY? VAMPIRES BURN, NOT SPARKLE.
3) HORRIBLE DESCRIPTION. I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO SAY HER NAME. ANYWAY, SHE {{ahem SORRY, I MEANT HE.}} OVERUSES TOO MANY WORDS, WITH TERRIBLE WRITING SKILLS. I MEAN, USING A WORD A COUPLE TIMES IS FINE, BUT READING THE WORD "VELVET" EVERY TIME EDWARD APPEARS IN THE BOOK?
4) INAPPROPRIATE FOR KIDS. I MEAN, LITTLE 8 YEAR-OLDS READ IT. AND BREAKING DAWN? IT'S IN DETAIL ABOUT...
5) JUST PLAIN AWFUL
SO JA. HATE TWILIGHT, LIVE BETTER. BLOGGER.
TTFN TA TA FOR NOW!
HEHE...TIGGER. :D
Monday, November 2, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
HALLOWEEN~
HAPPY DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN PEOPLE!
EXCEPT NINA. SORRY YOU DON'T CELEBRATE. :[
ANYWAY, GUESS WHAT I WAS?
I WAS...
AN INSANE, MURDEROUS MAD HATTER WITH MY AXE OF CAPITALISM. :D
THAT IS ALL.
EXCEPT NINA. SORRY YOU DON'T CELEBRATE. :[
ANYWAY, GUESS WHAT I WAS?
I WAS...
AN INSANE, MURDEROUS MAD HATTER WITH MY AXE OF CAPITALISM. :D
THAT IS ALL.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
SOME FUNNY QUOTES.
SO WE FOUND SOME QUOTES (MOSTS QUOTES ALSO FROM REBECCA) HERE ARE A FEW:
Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon
IF LIFE'S A JOKE... I DONT GET IT.
IF WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY WAS AN ACRONYM WHAT WOULD IT BE?
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
VEGETARIANS ARE KILLING THE RAINFOREST
nine out of ten people like chocolate, the tenth person always lies
Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do YOU wanna hang out?
QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
THEY THINK THE SUN CAN SWALLOW THE WORLD...BUT HOLE-PUNCHERS CANT DANCE?
I dream of a better tomorrow…where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
WHEN EVERYONE IN AMERICA PLEDGES ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG- ITS TOO LATE.
Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon
IF LIFE'S A JOKE... I DONT GET IT.
IF WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY WAS AN ACRONYM WHAT WOULD IT BE?
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
VEGETARIANS ARE KILLING THE RAINFOREST
nine out of ten people like chocolate, the tenth person always lies
Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do YOU wanna hang out?
QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
THEY THINK THE SUN CAN SWALLOW THE WORLD...BUT HOLE-PUNCHERS CANT DANCE?
I dream of a better tomorrow…where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
WHEN EVERYONE IN AMERICA PLEDGES ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG- ITS TOO LATE.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Scene 7~
Narrator: Are we going to start this story or what?
Narrator 2: Wait... We're telling a story?
Narrator: Okay, tale.
Narrator 2: Oh, okay. Well, let us go on, shall we?
Narrator: That's what I was saying. So, as we go on in thistale of woe happyful story, we see Percy Jackson enter the scene.
Percy: Why, where has my hairbrush gone? The peach chucked it at me, and then- then- then it disappeared!
Narrator 2: Why, perhaps, Jenn took it?
Narrator: Jenn enters the scene.
Jenn: What did I do?
Narrator: Jenn exits the scene.
Narrator 2: Well... That was... Interesting.
Narrator: *laughs* Why, yes it was. As I was saying, the sky cleared up-
Narrator 2: You never said anything about a storm.
Narrator: I didn't? Well, then.
End of scene 7
Narrator 2: Wait... We're telling a story?
Narrator: Okay, tale.
Narrator 2: Oh, okay. Well, let us go on, shall we?
Narrator: That's what I was saying. So, as we go on in this
Percy: Why, where has my hairbrush gone? The peach chucked it at me, and then- then- then it disappeared!
Narrator 2: Why, perhaps, Jenn took it?
Narrator: Jenn enters the scene.
Jenn: What did I do?
Narrator: Jenn exits the scene.
Narrator 2: Well... That was... Interesting.
Narrator: *laughs* Why, yes it was. As I was saying, the sky cleared up-
Narrator 2: You never said anything about a storm.
Narrator: I didn't? Well, then.
End of scene 7
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Scene 6~
Chalupa: Hullo thur.
Cameramen: Chalupas can talk?
Director: YES, BUT CAMERAMEN CAN'T! YOU'RE FIRED.
Cameramen: Why?
Narrator: shakes head It's because of the recession.
Cameramen: Who shall film then?
Larry: says boldy I will.
silence
Larry: WHAT?
Narrator 2: You got a big head, and little arms, and I'm not so sure how well your plan was thought through.
Charlie: What are you talking about? He doesn't have any hands!
Everyone glares at Carl
Carl's wife: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life.
Carl's wife: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: He's not a person. He's a vegetable.
Narrator 2: OH RLY?
Carl: YA, RLY.
Narrator: OH RLY?
Charlie: You know, I think I died long ago, and this play is my eternal punishment.
Larry: You're like a constant optimist, huh?
Charlie: Optimist? What's that?
Narrator: It's a principality between North Korea and Cuba.
End of scene 6
Cameramen: Chalupas can talk?
Director: YES, BUT CAMERAMEN CAN'T! YOU'RE FIRED.
Cameramen: Why?
Narrator: shakes head It's because of the recession.
Cameramen: Who shall film then?
Larry: says boldy I will.
silence
Larry: WHAT?
Narrator 2: You got a big head, and little arms, and I'm not so sure how well your plan was thought through.
Charlie: What are you talking about? He doesn't have any hands!
Everyone glares at Carl
Carl's wife: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life.
Carl's wife: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: He's not a person. He's a vegetable.
Narrator 2: OH RLY?
Carl: YA, RLY.
Narrator: OH RLY?
Charlie: You know, I think I died long ago, and this play is my eternal punishment.
Larry: You're like a constant optimist, huh?
Charlie: Optimist? What's that?
Narrator: It's a principality between North Korea and Cuba.
End of scene 6
SCENE 5~
Narrator: Larry the Cucumber runs out, looking for his sombrero, having lost it when trying to dance.
Narrator 2: Sombrero? What happened to the chalupa?
Charlie the Unicorn: My kidney ate it.
Narrator: Charlie the Unicorn trudges out of the scene, looking for The Door.
Narrator 2: Well, let's continue, shall we?
*Cameramen direct cameras to a huge chalupa on mantel*
Narrator: Why yes, we should. And then, the chalupa falls off.
*Cameramen follow chalupa as it falls off the mantel*
Narrator 2: Let's see what happens.
End of scene 5
Narrator 2: Sombrero? What happened to the chalupa?
Charlie the Unicorn: My kidney ate it.
Narrator: Charlie the Unicorn trudges out of the scene, looking for The Door.
Narrator 2: Well, let's continue, shall we?
*Cameramen direct cameras to a huge chalupa on mantel*
Narrator: Why yes, we should. And then, the chalupa falls off.
*Cameramen follow chalupa as it falls off the mantel*
Narrator 2: Let's see what happens.
End of scene 5
Scene 4~
Narrator: Okayyy. Charlie the Unicorn saunters in.
Charlie: How can I saunter without my kidney?
Narrator: ignores
Narrator 2: OH RLY?
Charlie: OH RLY WHAT?
Narrator: Please welcome Larry the Cucumber.
Larry: Hola! Like butter...on a bald monkey.
Narrator 2: OH RLY?
Narrator: It's so hard to run with, a sombrero, on my head.
Larry: OH WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH?
Charlie: On the snowman.
Narrator 2: OH HO HO.
Larry: USTA!
Charlie: Is that...A RUSSIAN NAME?
Narrator: OH DIOS MIOS! SNUGGIE! screams
End of scene 4
Charlie: How can I saunter without my kidney?
Narrator: ignores
Narrator 2: OH RLY?
Charlie: OH RLY WHAT?
Narrator: Please welcome Larry the Cucumber.
Larry: Hola! Like butter...on a bald monkey.
Narrator 2: OH RLY?
Narrator: It's so hard to run with, a sombrero, on my head.
Larry: OH WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH?
Charlie: On the snowman.
Narrator 2: OH HO HO.
Larry: USTA!
Charlie: Is that...A RUSSIAN NAME?
Narrator: OH DIOS MIOS! SNUGGIE! screams
End of scene 4
SCENE 3~
Narrator: On with the tale... Yet again.
Narrator 2: Tale?
Narrator: Didn't you just ask this last scene?
Narrator 2: Oh, well, then. Go on with the tale.
Narrator: Okay, back to the tale. Here, we see a rippling ocean of polyester, gleaming in the sun. On top of it, it has... A potato.
*silence*
Narrator 2: How wonderful.
*Charlie the Unicorn comes in*
Charlie the Unicorn: Why, hello, everyone!
Narrator: Why, hello! You're in this play?
Charlie the Unicorn: Why, indeed, I am!
End of scene 3
Narrator 2: Tale?
Narrator: Didn't you just ask this last scene?
Narrator 2: Oh, well, then. Go on with the tale.
Narrator: Okay, back to the tale. Here, we see a rippling ocean of polyester, gleaming in the sun. On top of it, it has... A potato.
*silence*
Narrator 2: How wonderful.
*Charlie the Unicorn comes in*
Charlie the Unicorn: Why, hello, everyone!
Narrator: Why, hello! You're in this play?
Charlie the Unicorn: Why, indeed, I am!
End of scene 3
SCENE 2~
Narrator: Well. On with the tale.
Narrator 2: Who says 'tale' anymore? Like, seriously?
Narrator: Who says 'seriously' anymore?
Narrator 2: You just did.
Narrator: Well, you just said tale.
Narrator 2: I DID NO SUCH THING. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SAYING THIS I'M NOT HELD. pause accountable? for.
Narrator: WELL THEN.
Camera crew: focuses in on the background
Narrator 2: And here, we see a rippling ocean of velvet, gleaming in the sun.
Narrator: That's polyester.
End of scene 2
Narrator 2: Who says 'tale' anymore? Like, seriously?
Narrator: Who says 'seriously' anymore?
Narrator 2: You just did.
Narrator: Well, you just said tale.
Narrator 2: I DID NO SUCH THING. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SAYING THIS I'M NOT HELD. pause accountable? for.
Narrator: WELL THEN.
Camera crew: focuses in on the background
Narrator 2: And here, we see a rippling ocean of velvet, gleaming in the sun.
Narrator: That's polyester.
End of scene 2
IMAGINARY PLAY THAT PWNS PLAYS.
Narrator: We are gathered here today to witness, a play of plays. Wait. What?
Narrator 2: It was a dark, stormy night. It was raining large clumps of lotion out of the cotton candy sky.
Director: Good job, Narrator 2 for those lovely metaphors!
Narrator 2: They were metaphors?
Director: Weren't they?
Narrator 2: Were they?
Director: NO COMPRENDO.
Narrator: Right.
END OF SCENE 1
Narrator 2: It was a dark, stormy night. It was raining large clumps of lotion out of the cotton candy sky.
Director: Good job, Narrator 2 for those lovely metaphors!
Narrator 2: They were metaphors?
Director: Weren't they?
Narrator 2: Were they?
Director: NO COMPRENDO.
Narrator: Right.
END OF SCENE 1
JENN~
JENN HAS JOINED {{joyn-eh-d}} THE CONTEST.
I SHALL PWN YOU ALL! >:D
I INVITE ANYONE TO JOIN, BUT LET ME KNOW FIRST. :D
I SHALL PWN YOU ALL! >:D
I INVITE ANYONE TO JOIN, BUT LET ME KNOW FIRST. :D
NINA~
NINA! I BEAT YOU. :P
OH HO HO.
33 POSTS. XD
WELL.
SO, ANYONE ELSE WANT TO JOIN THE CONTEST?
BLAH
BLAH.
I'M BORED. :P
OH HO HO.
33 POSTS. XD
WELL.
SO, ANYONE ELSE WANT TO JOIN THE CONTEST?
BLAH
BLAH.
I'M BORED. :P
PRACTICE TODAY
SO TODAY, I WAS GOING TO SWIM PRACTICE.
IT WAS FROM 6-8 IN THE MORNING. -.-‘’
SO I WOKE UP A 5:00 A.M. AND WOKE UP MY MOM.
AND SHE WAS LIKE “IT’S TOO EARLY, GO BACK TO SLEEP!”
TCH.
AND THE NIGHT BEFORE, SHE’S LIKE, “OKAY. YOU CAN GO TO PRACTICE.”
:P WHATEVER.
SO. JA.
IT WAS FROM 6-8 IN THE MORNING. -.-‘’
SO I WOKE UP A 5:00 A.M. AND WOKE UP MY MOM.
AND SHE WAS LIKE “IT’S TOO EARLY, GO BACK TO SLEEP!”
TCH.
AND THE NIGHT BEFORE, SHE’S LIKE, “OKAY. YOU CAN GO TO PRACTICE.”
:P WHATEVER.
SO. JA.
OH HO HO.
OH HO HO, NINA.
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
HER BLOG:
Nina's blog
BUT WHERE DOES IT SAY HOW MANY POSTS?
AND IT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU'VE HAD YOUR BLOG LONGER. :P
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
HER BLOG:
Nina's blog
BUT WHERE DOES IT SAY HOW MANY POSTS?
AND IT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU'VE HAD YOUR BLOG LONGER. :P
Thursday, October 22, 2009
:O
OH WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH?
OH WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH?
OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHEREEEEEE.
IS MY HAIRBRUSH.
HAVING HEARD HIS CRY, PA GRAPE ENTERS THE SCENE. SHOCKED AND SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED AT THE SIGHT OF LARRY IN A TOWEL, PA REGAINS HE COMPOSURE AND REPORTS, "I THINK I SAW A HAIRBRUSH BACK THEREEEE.
OH WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH?
OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, OH WHEREEEEEE.
IS MY HAIRBRUSH.
HAVING HEARD HIS CRY, PA GRAPE ENTERS THE SCENE. SHOCKED AND SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED AT THE SIGHT OF LARRY IN A TOWEL, PA REGAINS HE COMPOSURE AND REPORTS, "I THINK I SAW A HAIRBRUSH BACK THEREEEE.
:D
HE SAID TO HER I'D LIKE A CHEESEBURGER,
AND I MIGHT LIKE A MILKSHAKE AS WELL,
BUT SHE SAID SIR I CAN'T GIVE YOU EITHER,
BUT HE SAID ISN'T THIS BURGER BELL,
SHE SAID YES IT IS, BUT WE'RE CLOSED NOW,
BUT WE OPEN TOMORROW AT TEN,
HE SAID I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRYYYY, BUT I GUESS I CAN WAIT UNTIL THEN!
._.
AND I MIGHT LIKE A MILKSHAKE AS WELL,
BUT SHE SAID SIR I CAN'T GIVE YOU EITHER,
BUT HE SAID ISN'T THIS BURGER BELL,
SHE SAID YES IT IS, BUT WE'RE CLOSED NOW,
BUT WE OPEN TOMORROW AT TEN,
HE SAID I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRYYYY, BUT I GUESS I CAN WAIT UNTIL THEN!
._.
BLAH, BLAH
THEY TURNED BLUE
WHAT COULD I DO?
SHE HAD A BEARD
AND IT FELT WEIRD
MY FRIENDS ALL LAUGHED...
USTA!
--x
WELL, I'VE NEVER PLUCKED A ROOSTER
AND I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT PING PONG
AND I'VE NEVER THROWN MY MASHED POTATOES UP AGAINST THE WALL
AND I'VE NEVER KISSED A CHIPMUNK
AND I'VE NEVER GOTTEN HEAD LICE
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BOSTON IN THE FALLLL.
{{OH HO HO. SEE MY EXTENSIVE HAND-TYPED LYRICS?}}
WHAT COULD I DO?
SHE HAD A BEARD
AND IT FELT WEIRD
MY FRIENDS ALL LAUGHED...
USTA!
--x
WELL, I'VE NEVER PLUCKED A ROOSTER
AND I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT PING PONG
AND I'VE NEVER THROWN MY MASHED POTATOES UP AGAINST THE WALL
AND I'VE NEVER KISSED A CHIPMUNK
AND I'VE NEVER GOTTEN HEAD LICE
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BOSTON IN THE FALLLL.
{{OH HO HO. SEE MY EXTENSIVE HAND-TYPED LYRICS?}}
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
RANT.
ISN'T IT LIKE TOTALLY UNFAIR THAT CMS GETS TO GO TO CHICAGO? PSH.
:P LUCKY WALRUSES.
WALRUSES YOU ASK?
LIKE LUCKY DUCK, EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, WALRUSES.
:D
EPIC, EPIC CHEESINESS, I KNOW.
SO.
WHAT'S UP?
THE CEILING? OH HO HO.
YESH.
SO.
ANY QUESTIONS?
ANYONEEE?
HULLO.
stranger walks in.
me: OH HAI THERE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME!
Person: Um. Hi?
me: DON'T TALK TO ME, STRANGER!
:P LUCKY WALRUSES.
WALRUSES YOU ASK?
LIKE LUCKY DUCK, EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, WALRUSES.
:D
EPIC, EPIC CHEESINESS, I KNOW.
SO.
WHAT'S UP?
THE CEILING? OH HO HO.
YESH.
SO.
ANY QUESTIONS?
ANYONEEE?
HULLO.
stranger walks in.
me: OH HAI THERE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME!
Person: Um. Hi?
me: DON'T TALK TO ME, STRANGER!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
AVEEEEEENO.
WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
WAIT FOR IT...
WAIT FOR IT...
WAIT FOR IT...
LOTION!
THAT IS ALL.
WAIT FOR IT...
WAIT FOR IT...
WAIT FOR IT...
LOTION!
THAT IS ALL.
DESK FORTS
OH. SO YOU INDICATE ABOUT MY FANTASTICAL TITLE?
WELL, IT STARTED LIKE THIS:
There once was a little dinosaur, rambling through the woods. Only tiny rays of light could seep through the thick, leafy covering, so it was pitch black. The little dino-
WAIT. WHAT? WRONG STORY.
OKAYZ.
It was a dark stormy night, the wind whistling through the trees. {{ALLITERATION!}} Luke blinked and raised his eyebrows in astonishment at the fire, caused by the beaming rays of light from the moon. He glanced ahead at the clock tower. "Maybe there are people?" Luke asked Lise.
WAIT. WRONG SITE. AND TOO...CHEESYFUL.
YA KNOW, IM JUST GONNA TELL YOU.
DESK FORT. HEATER. WARM.
TA DA! I KNOW, I RECIVE AND A++++++=+---+0-==09890
WAIT...WHAT?
PSH. JUST
JUST
JUST
LEAVE ME ALONE.
WELL, IT STARTED LIKE THIS:
There once was a little dinosaur, rambling through the woods. Only tiny rays of light could seep through the thick, leafy covering, so it was pitch black. The little dino-
WAIT. WHAT? WRONG STORY.
OKAYZ.
It was a dark stormy night, the wind whistling through the trees. {{ALLITERATION!}} Luke blinked and raised his eyebrows in astonishment at the fire, caused by the beaming rays of light from the moon. He glanced ahead at the clock tower. "Maybe there are people?" Luke asked Lise.
WAIT. WRONG SITE. AND TOO...CHEESYFUL.
YA KNOW, IM JUST GONNA TELL YOU.
DESK FORT. HEATER. WARM.
TA DA! I KNOW, I RECIVE AND A++++++=+---+0-==09890
WAIT...WHAT?
PSH. JUST
JUST
JUST
LEAVE ME ALONE.
Monday, October 19, 2009
HULLO
YA KNOW, WE NEED SOME MORE FOLLOWERS. SO TELL PEOPLE WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND PEOPLE WHO AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS.
SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NOW.
SERIOUSLY.
NOW.
PLEASE?
I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER FOR EVERY HALF PERSON.
HALF PERSON?
WHAT?
I SAID NO SUCH THING.
PFTTT. JUST GO.
WAIT. WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? O.O
OH RIGHT. WAIT. NO. WAIT.
WHAT?
WHATEVER. JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.
*QUACK*
...
BEEP YOU STUPID MACHINE.! *SHOVE*
JUST...
JUST...
******MESSAGED ERASED.
XPPPPPPPPPPPPP
SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NOW.
SERIOUSLY.
NOW.
PLEASE?
I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER FOR EVERY HALF PERSON.
HALF PERSON?
WHAT?
I SAID NO SUCH THING.
PFTTT. JUST GO.
WAIT. WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? O.O
OH RIGHT. WAIT. NO. WAIT.
WHAT?
WHATEVER. JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.
*QUACK*
...
BEEP YOU STUPID MACHINE.! *SHOVE*
JUST...
JUST...
******MESSAGED ERASED.
XPPPPPPPPPPPPP
OMG IT'S JENN
WHY, HALLO, UGLY AND FAT LOVELY PEOPLE! :D
IT'S JENN, WRITING IN CAPS AND BOLD!
:O
WELL
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. -_-
OH
RIGHT
'TIS JENN, WRITING IN CAPS AND BO- ALREADY SAID THAT...
*racks through mind*
WELL, THEN. I FORGET. SO I'LL JUST SAY THIS.
I'M NOT A STALKER.
PS: YOU'RE OUTTA MILK. XD
IT'S JENN, WRITING IN CAPS AND BOLD!
:O
WELL
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. -_-
OH
RIGHT
'TIS JENN, WRITING IN CAPS AND BO- ALREADY SAID THAT...
*racks through mind*
WELL, THEN. I FORGET. SO I'LL JUST SAY THIS.
I'M NOT A STALKER.
PS: YOU'RE OUTTA MILK. XD
HULLO THUR.
HULLO. ATHENA IS HERE! HOLD YOU APPLAUSE. *bows*
AS A RANDOM NOTE {{AS USUAL}}
HERE ARE MY TOP 5 WEBSITES! :D
1) GMAILLL
2) GOODREADS
3) YOUTUBE. :PPP
4) BLOGGING? O.O
%) ICANHASCHEEZBURGER/GRAPHJAM
SO, YA. I'M NOT THAT INTERESTING. XD BUT YA KNOW, CAPS AND ~ ARE AWESOME. :P FEEL ITS POWER! {}
RAWR.
AS A RANDOM NOTE {{AS USUAL}}
HERE ARE MY TOP 5 WEBSITES! :D
1) GMAILLL
2) GOODREADS
3) YOUTUBE. :PPP
4) BLOGGING? O.O
%) ICANHASCHEEZBURGER/GRAPHJAM
SO, YA. I'M NOT THAT INTERESTING. XD BUT YA KNOW, CAPS AND ~ ARE AWESOME. :P FEEL ITS POWER! {}
RAWR.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
HEM. HEM.
HULLO FELLOW FOLLOWERS. {{NINA}}
I HAS CHANGED THE NAME TO FIT JENN'S REQUEST.
ORDER!
ORDER!
ORDER GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! THEY IZ YUMMEH.
I HAS CHANGED THE NAME TO FIT JENN'S REQUEST.
ORDER!
ORDER!
ORDER GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! THEY IZ YUMMEH.
Response to Jenn
WELL YOU SEE, THIS BLOG WAS CREATED BEFORE YOU GUYS JOINED, AND I FORGOT TO CHANGE IT. THE SMILEY DIDNT HAVE A COPYRIGHT SYMBOL DID IT? DID ITTTTTTTTT?
JENN IS PONDERING
ATHENA, WHY THE CRAP IS THIS BLOG CALLED "ATHENA'S BLOG :]" WHEN THE :] SMILEY IS CLEARLY MINE, AND ME AND NINA POST UP ON HERE?
HUH?
HUH?
JENN IS A COPIER
JENN IS A COPIER FOR THINKING THAT IM A COPIER.
OOOOOOOOOOH. WHAT NOW JENN? *PWNS YOU*
MOO HAHA.
SO...
WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT? BLOGGINESS?
FOR RESPONSES, SEND A LETTER TO
12345 Sesame Street
Llamaland, Stalkerville 98765
AND DONT FORGET THE...DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT.
***********MESSAGE ERASED*****************
OOOOOOOOOOH. WHAT NOW JENN? *PWNS YOU*
MOO HAHA.
SO...
WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT? BLOGGINESS?
FOR RESPONSES, SEND A LETTER TO
12345 Sesame Street
Llamaland, Stalkerville 98765
AND DONT FORGET THE...DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT.
***********MESSAGE ERASED*****************
Oh. My. Gosh. This is actually Nina.
I'm Athena! JK JK JK, I'm Nina, and Athena decided to share her blog with me. Oh. My. Gosh. How wonderful XD
OH HAI!
HAY PEOPLES!!
'TIS JENN YOU ARE TALKING TO!
...
...
...
CHALUPA!!!!!!!!!!
*screams in Athena's ear*
IS YOU HAPPY NOW?
...... *noms on chalupa*
'TIS JENN YOU ARE TALKING TO!
...
...
...
CHALUPA!!!!!!!!!!
*screams in Athena's ear*
IS YOU HAPPY NOW?
...... *noms on chalupa*
Socklessness
IN THE NIGHT I HEAR 'EM WASH
COLDEST CYCLE EVER SEEN.
SOMEWHERE FAR INTO THIS HOUSE SHE LOST HER SOCK
TO THE CHLORINE SO SOCKLESS.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO SOCKLESS?
SOCKLESS, SOCKLESS
OH...
HOW COULD YOU BE SO SOCKLESS?
Copyright Sock Studios.
{{Haha. I came back from my swim meet, and one of my socks fell out of my shoe. -.-'' SOo I only had one sock. -sigh- BUT TODAY, I HAVE TWO! AND THEY IZ FUZZEH.}}
This is a story, about a story. *epic silence*
It began one day, and there once was a person, who's name I shall not mention. That person kept walking, and walking, and walking, never running out of energy or breath. What that person was looking for, no one knew, but that person kept walking. For years, the walking continued that person, looking for something, something out their grasp. After decades, that person became very frail, and instead of walking, was limping. That person still continued their perilous journey, until July 31st, 1998. That person fell off a cliff.
Copyright the Banana King
1998
12345 Sesame Street, Stalkerville, Llamaland 98765
Rough draft
{{I know, the Banana King is a great author, way better than her... SO ANYWAY. DONT READ TWILIGHT AND TRY NOT TO HATE LIFE. PEACE OUT.}}
:O LE GASP.
I
SOUND
SO
HIPPY-ISH.
:OOO
*dies*
FAREWELL, MY SWEET WALRUS.
*blinks*
COLDEST CYCLE EVER SEEN.
SOMEWHERE FAR INTO THIS HOUSE SHE LOST HER SOCK
TO THE CHLORINE SO SOCKLESS.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO SOCKLESS?
SOCKLESS, SOCKLESS
OH...
HOW COULD YOU BE SO SOCKLESS?
Copyright Sock Studios.
{{Haha. I came back from my swim meet, and one of my socks fell out of my shoe. -.-'' SOo I only had one sock. -sigh- BUT TODAY, I HAVE TWO! AND THEY IZ FUZZEH.}}
This is a story, about a story. *epic silence*
It began one day, and there once was a person, who's name I shall not mention. That person kept walking, and walking, and walking, never running out of energy or breath. What that person was looking for, no one knew, but that person kept walking. For years, the walking continued that person, looking for something, something out their grasp. After decades, that person became very frail, and instead of walking, was limping. That person still continued their perilous journey, until July 31st, 1998. That person fell off a cliff.
Copyright the Banana King
1998
12345 Sesame Street, Stalkerville, Llamaland 98765
Rough draft
{{I know, the Banana King is a great author, way better than her... SO ANYWAY. DONT READ TWILIGHT AND TRY NOT TO HATE LIFE. PEACE OUT.}}
:O LE GASP.
I
SOUND
SO
HIPPY-ISH.
:OOO
*dies*
FAREWELL, MY SWEET WALRUS.
*blinks*
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
OH DIOS MIOS! I HAVE READ A BOOK. YES, REALLY. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE SURPRISED.
I READ TOO MUCH FOR MY OWN GOOD. >:D
WELL ANYWAY, I READ A REALLY EMO BOOK, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Yes, yes. Very emo. Basically, for those "don't want to read it for it sounds bad but is curious anyway," or "sounds awful and don't want to hear about it," TOO BAD! Basically.
**SPOILER ALERT
Dr. Jekyll is a emo killer person, and Mr. Utterson wants to figure out who he really is. {{STALKERISH MUCH?}} So, Mr. Utterson finds Dr. Jekyll's alter ego, Mr. Hyde, dead. So jah. Wasted an hour of my life. :P
And so then, I had to write an essay about it. XP About his [Dr. Jekyll's] 'relationship' with Mr. Hyde. Doesn't that sound weird at all? Anyway, just, just. Awful book. :P
If you know what's good for you, read something better, like The Last Olympian or Harry Potter.
I got to admit though, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde isn't the worst book I've ever read. Probably 6th.
Worst: Something from the Twilight series
Second worst: Something from the Twilight series
Third worst: Something from the Twilight series
Fourth worst: Something from the Twilight series
Etc.: Something from the Twilight series
and so on.
After Twilight series is Diary of a Young Girl {{Anne Frank}}
And then Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
VOAH. THAT WAS A LONG-ISH POST. WELL. TTYL! :]
P.S. POST YOU OTHER BLOGGERS! *GLARES AT JENN*
P.P.S. Heh, say that out loud <--- P.P.S. XD So immature. :P
P.P.P.S. HEY, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN STAND FOR ANYWAY?
P.P.P.P.S. You're outta milk! :O
I READ TOO MUCH FOR MY OWN GOOD. >:D
WELL ANYWAY, I READ A REALLY EMO BOOK, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Yes, yes. Very emo. Basically, for those "don't want to read it for it sounds bad but is curious anyway," or "sounds awful and don't want to hear about it," TOO BAD! Basically.
**SPOILER ALERT
Dr. Jekyll is a emo killer person, and Mr. Utterson wants to figure out who he really is. {{STALKERISH MUCH?}} So, Mr. Utterson finds Dr. Jekyll's alter ego, Mr. Hyde, dead. So jah. Wasted an hour of my life. :P
And so then, I had to write an essay about it. XP About his [Dr. Jekyll's] 'relationship' with Mr. Hyde. Doesn't that sound weird at all? Anyway, just, just. Awful book. :P
If you know what's good for you, read something better, like The Last Olympian or Harry Potter.
I got to admit though, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde isn't the worst book I've ever read. Probably 6th.
Worst: Something from the Twilight series
Second worst: Something from the Twilight series
Third worst: Something from the Twilight series
Fourth worst: Something from the Twilight series
Etc.: Something from the Twilight series
and so on.
After Twilight series is Diary of a Young Girl {{Anne Frank}}
And then Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
VOAH. THAT WAS A LONG-ISH POST. WELL. TTYL! :]
P.S. POST YOU OTHER BLOGGERS! *GLARES AT JENN*
P.P.S. Heh, say that out loud <--- P.P.S. XD So immature. :P
P.P.P.S. HEY, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN STAND FOR ANYWAY?
P.P.P.P.S. You're outta milk! :O
HALLO.
HALLO. SINCE JENN AND NINA AND STEFAN HAVE CREATED A BLOG, I SHALL TOO.
HAY
IS FOR
HORSES
JENN
NINA
STEFAN
ATHENA
PWNED.
OH HO HO.
So anyway, this is my epic blog. Of epicness.
So, for you mentally deranged people that are well, mentally deranged, I hope you can read pig latin. :]
allohay! iay amay athenaay. osay. eahyay. ahahahahahahahay epicay ailfay. :PPP
HAY
IS FOR
HORSES
JENN
NINA
STEFAN
ATHENA
PWNED.
OH HO HO.
So anyway, this is my epic blog. Of epicness.
So, for you mentally deranged people that are well, mentally deranged, I hope you can read pig latin. :]
allohay! iay amay athenaay. osay. eahyay. ahahahahahahahay epicay ailfay. :PPP
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