MORE MLIAs!

Today, I was in Spanish class and saw some of my classmates on Mystery google. So I typed in "I see you Ellie" and timed it so it'd show up on their screen. Ellie was sufficiently frightened. MLIA

Today I saw these two girls acting suspiciously near a large Edward Cullen cut out at my work. They were whispering about something and kept looking over at the cut out. After I was finished selling tickets to a patron, I looked up and saw them putting a Hufflepuff scarf and cape on him. Good to know that they know who's more important! MLIA

Today, after a visit to the pharmacy, I got some hand sanitizer for swine flu protection. On the back, I noticed the sanitizer had a calorie chart. Glad to know hand sanitizer only has 20 calories a seving. I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. MLIA

A few weeks ago in pre-cal, this guy fell asleep while our teacher was lecturing. The teacher got up to wake him up in front of the whole class, so he leaned in and gently shook him awake. Immediately that guy said "Megatron will lose! I am Optimus Prime!" and punched him in the face. Needless to say, our teacher has let our class sleep in peace ever since then. MLIA.

My physics teacher always makes his quizzes with pirates on them. The other week, he had a bonus question: who is the natural enemy of the pirate? We got the quizzes back, and I got it right. Thank you, MLIA, for educating me about pirates and ninjas. MLIA.

Today, in science we were using plasticine as part of an experiment and I heard someone singing 'Party in the USA'. Annoyed, I turned around to tell them to shut up, then I saw that they had made Miley Cyrus out of plasticine and were slowly squishing her into the table while she was singing. I let them continue. MLIA

Today, I decided to use my 1cent coin collection. I went to the cashier at my school bookshop and said I wanted a book which cost $11.20. I then proceeded to count every cent. By the time I got to the 50th coin, the cashier told me to take the book and my coins. Remind me to pay everybody with 1cent coins in the future. MLIA