ANTI-SNUGGIES, UNITE!

ANTI-SNUGGIES, UNITE AGAINST THE SNUGGIES.

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THE AXE OF CAPITALISM {{THE FAKE ONE...}} IS IN SUPPORT OF SNUGGIES! :O

PLAN A:

-We hire spork assasins and shred them to pieces, video taping their torture and putting them on YOUTUBE LIVE. Then we send the creators to the Pits of Tartar Sauce and stick them in a impenetrable case of jelly yogurt, the enemy of the pudding. Then we hire giant bee guardians of the pit, who will never be a traitor and Luke and Ethan Nakamura will ride the mangoes of doom, circling the cave. We will remove the kidneys of the creators and throw them into the rings of Uranus. >:D
-Send the makers of snuggies to another dimension.
-Get rid of Walmarts (optional)
-Create a bacteria designed to eat snuggies
-Cut off the sleeves of the snuggie. *cackle*
-LEAPFROG- We call up NASA and ask them to build stations on Mars. We poplute these stations w/ people, plants (wild orchids, food crops, giant stinking flowers, ect.), and animals. We're a Noah's Ark if you will. We keep building stations untill we feel free to send robots to jupiter to drill a giant hole in the planet with a reinforced titanium lid. We will also start factories to make parkas and ski pants.
-POPULATION ZERO- We evacute every one on earth to the stations (at least the ones who believe us). We send down teams to trap snuggies and send them to the giant pit on Jupiter. The gravitational force is so strong it should keep them at the bottom of the pit.
-TWILIGHT ZONE- We've done what we can, now we just wait for the Snuggies to eat eachother after they've exausted all resources.
-PROJECT ESKIMO- By the time that Snuggies have died off, they will have wreaked they're havok on earth and will have started the next ice age. We should have an abundant suply of snow gear built up by now. We will start to repopulate the earth.

TAKEN FROM THE GROUP ON GOODREADS: THOSE WHO FEAR SNUGGIES

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