1) INSTEAD OF SAYING "HO HO HO," SAY "OH HO HO."
2) COLOR CODE YOUR CANDY CANES!
3) BUILD A FORT OVER THE HEATER.
4) PLAY IN THE SNOW, DUH!
5) EVERY TIME SOMEONE MAKES A STATEMENT, REPLY WITH "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
6) TALK IN THIRD PERSON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
7) TYPE WITH CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
8) HAVE MARSHMALLOW WARS! (STICK MARSHMALLOWS IN THE MICROWAVE AND SEE WHICH ONE LASTS THE LONGEST)
9) DIGEST.
10) SAY "OM NOM NOM," WHEN EATING FOOD.
11) GO TO www.mylifeisaverage.com
Friday, December 25, 2009
AW.
WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO BE HERE TOMORROW UNTIL AFTER THE DEADLINE DUE TO VACATION, SO NINA MIGHT WIN.
plays dramatic music
plays dramatic music
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, ALL! AND FOR YOU NORMAL PEOPLE, MERRY CHRISTMAS! silence
WELL...
ER....
FAIL. :D
WELL...
ER....
FAIL. :D
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
There's snow place like home on the holidays~
WELL, IT ISN'T THE HOLIDAYS YET, BUT TONS OF SNOW! :) WINTER STORM OF '09, WITH FEET OF SNOW OVER HERE!
Ahahah...
On www.mylifeisaverage.com, the word of the day is ninja. ;) If you can't see it, it's hiding.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
WHY, HALLO THERE.
SO TODAY, IN SPANISH, MY TEACHER WAS TRYING TO MAKE A SENTENCE AS AN EXAMPLE.
SHE THEN TALKED ABOUT HER FRIEND, WHO USED TO DRINK A LOT OF COKE.
SHE CALLED HER FRIEND A "COKE-HEAD."
THEN SHE REALIZED WHAT SHE SAID.
MLIA. XD
SHE THEN TALKED ABOUT HER FRIEND, WHO USED TO DRINK A LOT OF COKE.
SHE CALLED HER FRIEND A "COKE-HEAD."
THEN SHE REALIZED WHAT SHE SAID.
MLIA. XD
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
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FOOD!
FOOD!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
MLIAs!
Today, I was walking past my sister's room when I noticed my old dollhouse in the corner. I sat down and started happily moving around a few of the little people, remembering all the fun I'd had with it. Two hours later, my sister returned and questioned what I'd been doing. Caught up in my own excitement I told her what I'd been playing before realizing that for the past two hours I'd plotted two affairs, starved three children in the attic, and massacred half of the doll family in their kitchen with tiny plastic cookie trays. I'd ended the whole thing with a tearful interview between the survivors and Oprah. Oh dollhouse; how I've missed you. MLIA.
Today, whilst walking throught the shopping centre I spotted a little girl misbehaving, her mother turned to her and said "If you don't stop this minute, you'll be given a good spanking with the wooden spoon when we get home." Not missing a beat the girl replied "God Mum, could you be more unoriginal? How about you spank me with a whisk?" That girls going places. MLIA
Today I was walking home from school. On the footpath I saw a stick insect. I casually walked over to it and carefully picked it up, placing it on my hand. When I noticed it wasn't moving, I realised it was just a stick. MLIA
Last week, my family moved to a new house, which includes a trap door in the dining room leading to the basement, a bedroom with a ceiling that's just barely 6 feet high, and a small storage area in the coat closet that you have to push past the hanging coats to get to. I now live in a house with a pirate hatch, a hobbit bedroom, and Narnia. I think I'm going to like it here. MLIA.
Today, whilst walking throught the shopping centre I spotted a little girl misbehaving, her mother turned to her and said "If you don't stop this minute, you'll be given a good spanking with the wooden spoon when we get home." Not missing a beat the girl replied "God Mum, could you be more unoriginal? How about you spank me with a whisk?" That girls going places. MLIA
Today I was walking home from school. On the footpath I saw a stick insect. I casually walked over to it and carefully picked it up, placing it on my hand. When I noticed it wasn't moving, I realised it was just a stick. MLIA
Last week, my family moved to a new house, which includes a trap door in the dining room leading to the basement, a bedroom with a ceiling that's just barely 6 feet high, and a small storage area in the coat closet that you have to push past the hanging coats to get to. I now live in a house with a pirate hatch, a hobbit bedroom, and Narnia. I think I'm going to like it here. MLIA.
WOW. .-.
IT'S BEEN SNOWING FOR A WHILE. SINCE LIKE MAYBE 7:00 TO 3:00? AND IT HASN'T STOPPED YET. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HEHEHEH.
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
WELL, NINA.
I THINK THAT YOU WILL WIN. :D FOR SOME REASON, THE BLOGGER HOME PAGE IS DIFFERENT THAN MY ACTUAL NUMBER OF POSTS.
*pokes number*
*pokes number*
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