Today, I was walking past my sister's room when I noticed my old dollhouse in the corner. I sat down and started happily moving around a few of the little people, remembering all the fun I'd had with it. Two hours later, my sister returned and questioned what I'd been doing. Caught up in my own excitement I told her what I'd been playing before realizing that for the past two hours I'd plotted two affairs, starved three children in the attic, and massacred half of the doll family in their kitchen with tiny plastic cookie trays. I'd ended the whole thing with a tearful interview between the survivors and Oprah. Oh dollhouse; how I've missed you. MLIA.
Today, whilst walking throught the shopping centre I spotted a little girl misbehaving, her mother turned to her and said "If you don't stop this minute, you'll be given a good spanking with the wooden spoon when we get home." Not missing a beat the girl replied "God Mum, could you be more unoriginal? How about you spank me with a whisk?" That girls going places. MLIA
Today I was walking home from school. On the footpath I saw a stick insect. I casually walked over to it and carefully picked it up, placing it on my hand. When I noticed it wasn't moving, I realised it was just a stick. MLIA
Last week, my family moved to a new house, which includes a trap door in the dining room leading to the basement, a bedroom with a ceiling that's just barely 6 feet high, and a small storage area in the coat closet that you have to push past the hanging coats to get to. I now live in a house with a pirate hatch, a hobbit bedroom, and Narnia. I think I'm going to like it here. MLIA.
Even from birth, the human race has a tendency to be negative. Why is it that we're all so critical, and even more so to ourselves? It's not always bad to be proud. So where am I going with this? Not really sure, but this blog is, at least, an attempt for entertainment. Enjoy. :D
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