FAQ~

Where is the FAQ?

You're dumb.

How does it work?

Quite simply: each user can contribute to the site and submit their own story by clicking on the "Submit A Story" link in the menu at the top of the page. To be published, your story will be tested in several categories. A significant portion of your stories' time will be taken up with marching, drill ceremonies, and lots of standing in formation. Each story must be able to perform 13 push-ups, 17 sit-ups, and a one-mile run in under eight and one half minutes. Each story must also complete a standardized test, and receive at least a 1500 combined score between the mathematics, writing, and reading sections. We may also consider a story's essays, recommendations, interviews, and its involvement in extracurricular activities. Finally, the stories are voted on by users.

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XDDDD

MLIA-3

Today, I got I blister. I went to get a band-aid from the cupboard and found I had a selection to choose from: Curious George, Sponge bob, Princess or Miley Cyruss. No one living in my house is under the age of 14. I happily chose Curious George. Thanks mom, MLIA.

Today, I saw a mall cop carrying a squirt gun, running around the mall like James Bond, humming the theme to Mission Impossible, and occasionally doing a ninja roll. I think I know what I want to be when I grow up. MLIA

Today, I went on Mystery Google. I typed in "Mystery Yahoo", and Mystery Google told me not to type gibberish. I laughed. Well played, Mystery Google. MLIA

Today, I was watching Princess Protection Program, and the channel put up little interesting facts and tidbits about the movie throughout the movie. When one character insulted another one, a blurb popped up that simply said, "Fail." I couldn't stop laughing, imagining the producers giggling evily when they put this up there. MLIA.

VOAH.

I JUST HAD 111 POSTS!

HEHE.

WELL...

NOT ANYMORE. .-.

*is so happy*

IM FINALLY USING CAPS AGAIN! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

UH...NO?

NO, I HAVE NOT GONE OVER TO THE SNUGGIE SIDE. MY FAMILY IS GOING TO RETURN THE SNUGGIES FOR SOMETHING WARMER, A "BODY WRAP BLANKET".

YAY!~

ATHENA IS OFFICIALLY HAPPY AGAIN!

Hallo there.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes, I'm in caps, but still somewhat sad. :( There wasn't any Mountain Dew at home.

President Snow,

I am currently very displeased with your product. You have taken over the minds of the young, corrupting the innocent. I know you have a partnership with Stephanie Meyer and Hannah Montana, and you should be grateful that I'm typing this letter, trying to correct your faults. Snuggies actually harm the environment. Despite the fact that you are saving heating bills, you are increasing the production of unwanted materials, when one could use a blanket or a robe. A Snuggie is a backward robe, after all, except worse. Yes, it is a blanket with sleeves, but are you really that lazy to rearrange the blanket so you can use your hands? Next, not to be rude, but all who wear Snuggies look, well, stupid. They are completely covered on the front, but have a gaping hole at their back. This doesn't keep you warm, much less look nice, when a warm robe and fuzzy socks are cheaper, and warmer. The Snuggie also are hazardous to your health. A Facebooker says, "I’ve gained 20 pounds since using my Snuggie." Finally, your commericals provide false advertisement. You say that Snuggies look nice on furniture. This is a lie. Would you enjoy seeing your dead animal edition, having a zebra patterned Snuggie on your lovely, $326 chair? These are just a few reasons, but in short, Snuggies are EVIL.

Sincerely,
The Goodreads group, "Those who Fear Snuggies."

ARM YOURSELF!

Arm yourselves. Stock up on sporks and pudding, and prepare for the invasion. :)

No, not yet.

Even if I am so depressed, and despondent. Woeful. Other synonyms for sad that I'm not using caps. I'm not suicidal. Yet. Or willing to give my will to the Snuggies. *twitch* If I'm feeling suicidal, I'll first donate all my candy, so the Snuggies and Tiffany can't them, and then Jenn can eat me. :)

Well.

Well, this is farewell. Bye world. :'(

WELL...

THERE IS STILL SOME HOPE. THERE'S ESTHER AND JENN'S FAMILY. AND NINA IF SHE'S AN ANTI-SNUGGIE SUPPORTER...

OH NOEZETH!

THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THE WORLD IS GOING TO END

NOT IN 2012, BUT TODAY!

OHMIFRIGGINGOSH.

THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST POST-TANKSGIVING DAY. I FEEL DEPRESSED AND DESPONDENT. WOEFUL. OTHER SYNONYMS FOR SAD.

sigh

MY.



FAMILY.


BOUGHT.


I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.

whispers



snuggies


I BLAME TIFFANY. headdesk

SO~

HAPPY POST-TANKSGIVING! AND HAPPY {OR NOT SO HAPPY} THANKSGIVING! WHOOOOOO.

CONGRATS!

CONGRATS, NINA! ON REACHING 100 POSTS. highfives

GUESS WHAT?

WE HAVE GOTTEN...A NEW PLAYLIST! WHOOO.

*silence*

WELL, THEN.

UHHHH...

If you don't eat a banana because it's brown, isn't that racism?

OH. HO HO.

˙ʇ,uɐɔ ǝɥ ʇnq ˙ɥʇooɯs puɐ ǝǝɹɟ ˙ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝɔuɐp plnoɔ ǝɥ pǝɥsıʍ ǝɥ ˙oʇɐɯoʇ ɹood ˙ǝɔuɐp ʇ,uɐɔ ǝɥ
˙ǝɔuɐp ʇ,uɐɔ ǝɥ
¿pɐs ʇı ʇ,usı
˙oʇɐɯoʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ɥɐǝʎ ǝɔuɐp ǝɔuɐp ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıɔuɐp
˙ǝɥ sɐ ǝɔuɐp oʇ ƃuıɥsıʍ puǝıɹɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ʎʌuǝ sǝlqɐʇǝƃǝʌ ǝɥʇ llɐ ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞool
˙ʎǝʞuoɯ plɐq ɐ uo ɹǝʇʇnq ǝʞıl uoıʇoɯ sıɥ ɥʇooɯs ʍoɥ ɥo 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ
˙ǝsnoɯ ɐ ƃuısɐɥɔ uoıl ɐ ǝʞıl sǝʌoɯ ǝɥ ʍoɥ ǝǝs 'ɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ

˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn sı sıɥʇ

¡pɐǝɥ noʎ uɹnʇ

RAWR.

I AM A CANNIBAL. I EAT SOUR PATCH KIDS. RAWR.

EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM IS EDIBLE. EVEN I'M EDIBLE. BUT THAT IS CALLED CANNIBALISM WHICH IS ENCOURAGED IN MOST SOCIETIES.

UHM.

THE SENTENCE BELOW THIS IS TRUE.

THE SENTENCE ABOVE THIS IS FALSE.

THE SENTENCES ABOVE ARE POTATOES.

OH LOOK!

IT'S A BUTTERFLY.

flies away

NUUUUUUUUUUUU. CHARLES, COME BACK TO JENN!

MERRY HALLOWEEN

MERRY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE.

ER. TANKSGIVING.

YOU SEE, YOU GIVE TANKS. *tanks you*

ENJOYING YOUR TANK?

WELL, IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW AND TANKSGIVING TODAY. :DDD

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

a) POTATOOOOOOOOOO

b) NEENJA!

c) MANGO!

d) LLAMA.

e) OTHER UNKNOWN CAREER THAT INVOLVES OFFICIALLY CHANGING OTHER PEOPLE'S NAMES TO CARL, EATING CHALUPAS DURING LUNCH AND DANCING ON TOP OF FURNITURE WHILE RANTING ABOUT HOW SNUGGIES HAVE CORRUPTED THE MINDS OF THE YOUTH, WITH THEIR CREEPY COMMERCIALS WITH TOO HAPPY PEOPLE AND USELESS IDEAS FOR SNUGGIES FOR DOGS WHEN YOU COULD JUST USE A REGULAR BLANKET OR CLOTHING.

d) PIE.

SPORK RANT.

WHY, YES. SPORKS DO SAVE THE ENVIROMENT. UNLIKE SNUGGIES. IMAGINE IF YOU ARE EATING DINNER. SOUP AND SALAD, FOR EXAMPLE, AT A PICNIC. YOU NEED A SPOON FOR THE SOUP, AND A FORK FOR THE SALAD, TO SEEM POLITE. {{THOUGH I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE REALLY CARES.}} INSTEAD OF WASTING PLASTIC, GETTING A FORK AND SPOON, YOU COULD SAVE THOSE POLAR BEARS WITH A SPORK. ITS A TWO IN ONE! SO REMEMBER KIDS. ONE DAY, SPORKS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IN NOW. :) KTHXBAI!

*pantpant*

You: What's up with your title?

Me: What's wrong with it?

You: You aren't panting...

Me: Who says I'm panting?

You: Your title?

Me: DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ! WHAT'S WRONG WITH A MISLEADING TITLE?

You: Did you want to mislead people?

Me: WELL, THE PEOPLE READING THIS COULD BE BLIND. OOOH. WHAT NOW?

You: Uh...Then they couldn't read it?

Me: Your point?

You: *shakes head* Nevermind.

GUESS WHAT?

I LIKE...

BOLD, ITALICIZATION, BIG WORDS, SMALL WORDS, CAPS!, INVISIBLE INK, PEOPLE NOT NOTICING INVISIBLE INK, JUSTIFICATION! WHOOOO.

November 24~

WHY, HALLO THERE. HERE'S THE {{RARELY}} DAILY NEWS!

QUOTE OF THE DAY: Everything's better, down where it's wetter.
~The Little Mermaid; Sebastian the crab

ADVICE OF THE DAY: Beware of overhead cords. .-. And cords coming from Elmos.

O-O

WELL THEN. KTHXBAI!!!!

SO.

TODAY, I SHALL SPAM THIS POST. LITERALLY. :)

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Spam- a canned food product consisting esp. of pork formed into a solid block.

AW.

SO AT SCHOOL, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED:

Intercom: MR. SHIFFLETT?

Teacher: WHAT?

Intercom: BLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOLOOOLOOLOOLOLOOOOOOOLOOLOOLOOP! hangs up

HEHE.

UHHHH. A LITTLE AWKWARD. :) DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

OH YEAH.

THIS IS EPIC RANDOMNESS. IT FEELS LIKE IM TRYING TOO HARD. AW. SO SAD. :(

SO...

WOULDN'T IT BE REALLY COOL, IF LIKE, EVERYONE SPOKE PIRATE?

ARGH, MATEY, GO SAUNTER OFF INTO YER POOP DECK!

HM...

Quiz:
1) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
THE WORLD IS NOT A STAGE. LIESSSSS I TELL YOU, LIESSS.

2) How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
OOOH. DOES SPONGEBOB COUNT? BECAUSE HE MAKES BIKINI BOTTOM EXPLODE.

I ENJOY SMILIES. :D

HERE ARE SOME SMILIES FOR THOSE WHO... HAVE RUN OUT... .-.

• .-.
• .____.
• >.>
• T.T
• T^T
• @.@
• XC
• =.=''
• ~.~
• '-'
• O-O

VOAHHH.

www.googlegooglegooglegoogle.com

MLIA. OH HO HO.

Today my mom and I were talking about death. Nothing morbid or depressing, just what we'd prefer: burial or cremation. I chose cremation because it's cheaper and it's not like my body serves a purpose when it's buried in a casket in the ground. My mom agreed with cremation, but her reasoning was so she wouldn't come back as a zombie. Good point, mom. Good point. MLIA

Today my mother and I were riding the ferry and locked the car so we could go up stairs and get lunch when we discovered that the lock/unlock button on our key also worked on the car in front of us. Instead of going upstairs we got back in the car and spent the next 30 minutes making the couple in front of us think their locks were possessed. I love my mom. MLIA

Today, I was sitting in Starbucks with my head phones on. I noticed the two ladies sitting next to me were having an intense conversation. as I got up to leave, I took out one of my head phones and caught the last part of their conversation which was "we'll discuss the screaming carrots later, its not safe here." I am still confused. MLIA

UH.

I'M NOT SURE IF I'M WINNING OR NOT. .-. YOU SEE, THE AMOUNT OF POSTS AND MY BLOGGER HOME PAGE ARE DIFFERENT... AWKWARDDDDDD.

:O *pant pant*

OH. MY. GOSH.

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

I MEAN YEAH, HOORAY FOR THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION! DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY!

WHOO. BUT SERIOUSLY. IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF BAD.

SNUGGIE BAD. :OOOO

THEY.

SELL.

SNUGGIES.

IN.

COSTCO.

NOW.

LE GASP! YEAH, YOU MIGHT NOT CARE BUT HONESTLY, SNUGGIES SHOULD BE RIPPED APART, PIECE BY PIECE AND NO LONGER EXIST ANYMORE. :)

BUT SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE TAKING OVER.

BEWARE TARGET. BEWARE.

LIST OF BEST GOURMET FOOD~

SELF-EXPLANATORY. :)

1) MANGOES

2) CHALUPAS!

3) POOOOOOOTAAAAAAATOOOOOOO

4) BENDY STRAWS

5) LIQUID GLUE

SO JA.

MORE MLIAs!

Today, I was in Spanish class and saw some of my classmates on Mystery google. So I typed in "I see you Ellie" and timed it so it'd show up on their screen. Ellie was sufficiently frightened. MLIA

Today I saw these two girls acting suspiciously near a large Edward Cullen cut out at my work. They were whispering about something and kept looking over at the cut out. After I was finished selling tickets to a patron, I looked up and saw them putting a Hufflepuff scarf and cape on him. Good to know that they know who's more important! MLIA

Today, after a visit to the pharmacy, I got some hand sanitizer for swine flu protection. On the back, I noticed the sanitizer had a calorie chart. Glad to know hand sanitizer only has 20 calories a seving. I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. MLIA

A few weeks ago in pre-cal, this guy fell asleep while our teacher was lecturing. The teacher got up to wake him up in front of the whole class, so he leaned in and gently shook him awake. Immediately that guy said "Megatron will lose! I am Optimus Prime!" and punched him in the face. Needless to say, our teacher has let our class sleep in peace ever since then. MLIA.

My physics teacher always makes his quizzes with pirates on them. The other week, he had a bonus question: who is the natural enemy of the pirate? We got the quizzes back, and I got it right. Thank you, MLIA, for educating me about pirates and ninjas. MLIA.

Today, in science we were using plasticine as part of an experiment and I heard someone singing 'Party in the USA'. Annoyed, I turned around to tell them to shut up, then I saw that they had made Miley Cyrus out of plasticine and were slowly squishing her into the table while she was singing. I let them continue. MLIA

Today, I decided to use my 1cent coin collection. I went to the cashier at my school bookshop and said I wanted a book which cost $11.20. I then proceeded to count every cent. By the time I got to the 50th coin, the cashier told me to take the book and my coins. Remind me to pay everybody with 1cent coins in the future. MLIA

FIREFLIES~

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE ANTI-SOCIAL INTROVERTS, HERE IS A "POPULAR" SONG, FIREFLIES. :)










HAHA, JUST KIDDING. RAINBOW VEINS IS WAY COOLER. PSH. :P

High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue
Everywhere is balanced there like a rainbow above you
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard
For heaven's sake, keep me awake so I won't be caught off guard
Clearly I am a passerby but I'll find a place to stay
Dear pacific day, won't you take me away?
Small town hearts of the New Year
Brought down by gravity, crystal clear
City fog and brave dialogue converge on the frontier
Make haste, I feel your heartbeat
With new taste for speed, out on the street
Find a road to a humble abode where both of our routes meet
The silver sound is all around and the colors fall like snow
The feeling of letting go, I guess we'll never know

Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains
And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins
Cause your heart has a lack of color and we should have known
That we'd grow up sooner or later cause we wasted all our free time alone

Your nerves gather with the altitude
Exhale the stress so you don't come unglued
Somewhere there is a happy affair, a ghost of a good mood
Wide eyed, panic on the getaway
The high tide could take me so far away
VCR's and motorcars unite on the Seventh Day
A popular gauge will measure the rage of the new Post-Modern Age
Cause somewhere along the line all the decades align

We were the crashing whitecaps
On the ocean
And what lovely seaside holiday, away
A palm tree in Christmas lights
My emotion
Struck a sparkling tone like a xylophone
As we spent the day alone

Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains
And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins
Cause your heart has a lack of color and we should've known
That we'd grow up sooner or later cause we wasted all our free time alone

Rainbow Veins Video <---- SO CUTE. :)

NINA

NINA'S A CHEATER

NINA'S A CHEATERR

NINA'S A CHEATERRR

WELL, JUST KIDDING. BUT SERIOUSLY. .-.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

NINA, YOU COPIED MY POST. PSH. THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES... RIGHT?

pokes Jenn

IS IT? IS ITTTT?

WELL, EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT LAW, YOU ARE NEUTRAL. DECIDE, JENN.

BLOGGART

A) KILL SNUGGIES. STAB BETTER. BLOGGARTS.

B) SAVE BLOGS. HATE TWILIGHT. DESK FORTS.

C) BLOGGARTS. NOT BOGGARTS. UNDERSTAND.

D) HATE WALMART. HATE TWILIGHT MORE. BLOGGART.

WELL, EPIC FAIL. :)

GUESS WHAT?

FLOAM SMELLS WEIRD.

AND ISN'T STICKY.

HOW SAD.

HAVE A NICE DAY! WE HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!

AW.

SO, YESTERDAY WAS A TERRIBLE DAY.

NEW MOON CAME OUT.

shudders

FOR YOU OTHER TWIHATERS, HERE ARE SOME IDEAS TO GET YOU STARTED.

1) STAB THE PROJECTOR.

2) SCREAM, "SCREW YOU, EDWARD CULLEN" EVERY TIME EDWARD COMES ON.

3) SCREAM, "CEDRIC DIGGORY" EVERY TIME EDWARD COMES ON.

4) SIT IN THE VERY BACK AND MAKE SHADOW PUPPETS DURING THE "BEST" SCENES

5) SUE STEPHANIE MEYER FOR, "CORRUPTING YOUNG CHILDREN'S MINDS."

6) SUE EVERYONE ON THE TWILIGHT CAST FOR "IMPERSONATING BADLY."

HERE ARE JUST A FEW. :) AND REMEMBER-

IF ANYONE EVER ASKS YOU, "VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES,"

REPLY: "WEREWOLVES. I SUPPORT REMUS LUPIN."

FOR NARNIAAAAAA.

LALALALA.

Hello monsieur I welcome you! You are in New France. We drink and laugh each day in this country of romance!
Here have some cheese please soups and wine! Or a nice souffle.
Come follow me there's much to see while you are in New Fran-say!

Oh why on earth don't these chicks ever shave?
Oh why oh why must such a place like this be my grave?
I must now find a way to leave this land--

Not a chance! You are stuck here for eternity! Stuck Here in Le France!
We surrendered to Italians and twice to Germany but eventually they left--

Because your country smells like pee.

So maybe we can't win a war - But hey, we make great wine!
Here try a glass its good I swear! The taste is quite divine!
We know the latest fashions and our art is quite insane.
We love to hang in coffee shapes and talk about our pain.
The world may think us snotty but there oh so very wrong, if you admit that we're superior I'm sure we'd get along!

I can't stand being here - I wanna cry!
If I hear "OH HO HO" just one more time I'll surely die!
I'm sure that France would be quite nice if they killed off French!

Well, you are stuck here for a zillion years so get used to the stench!
There's no second chance the afterlife is France!

Come on, I'm sure there has to be a way!

You're stuck in France so why not dance! There's no need to stay fashay! Your edgy stance, your hateful glance, don't try to go astray!

Gotta find myself a chance, find a way to bail on France!

Take your hope and throw it away!
You have to stay for your afterlife Fran-say OH HO HO!

---x
"The Afterlife is France"
by Jason Steele

BOOM

HALO, ALL YOU PEOPLE. YES, HALO, NOT HALLO.

GUESS WHAT????

IT'S...

JENN'S BIRTHDAY!

whoo. .-.

OH HO HO. SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JENN!

WELL...

WELL,

THE REASON IS THAT MY COMPUTER WAS BASICALLY, DEAD.

:D

IT WAS LIKE, WHAT, 26 VIRUSES OR SOMETHING, AND THE INTERNET STOPPED WORKING.

IK. EPIC SADNESS.

SO I HAD TO USE MY MOM'S, WHICH WASN'T COMPLETELY UPDATED, SO JA.

KTHXBAI...

TRANSLATION:

FOR YOU NOOB-SPEAK HATERS: HERE'S AN INTERPRETATION.

I haven't posted in a long time. Forgive me, viewers. KTHXBAI.

:O

LYK, OHMIGOSH. LYK, I H@VENT P0STED, IN LYK, 43VAH. I IZ S000000 B@|) @W. I|^^| SRRY, V1E\/\/ER!

November 14~

HALLO THUR.

WAVES

GUESS WHAT? I FOUND MY NUTS! THEY WERE IN THE PANTRY!

:D

ALMONDS. XD

WELL.

HERE'S THE DAILY ADVICE.

WHEN PLAYING "BOP IT" DONT THINK TOO MUCH OF THE ACTIONS: FLICK IT, SPIN IT, PULL IT, AND TWIST IT. :)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'THIS IS CELESTIAL BRONZE. WORKS A LOT BETTER THAN A HAMMER."

HULLO!!!

I'VE BEEN THINKING. THERE SHOULD BE A SHIELD AP ON THE iPHONE, TO LIKE, YOU KNOW, PROTECT YOU FROM RAPISTS AND PEDOPHILES LIKE EDWARD CULLEN.

:D

OKAY. BYE.

MLIA. :D

Today, while in the grocery store I asked my mom if I could sit in the cart. She said no, that it was too childish and I was too old. Not even five seconds later I saw my best friend being pushed in a cart by her mom while licking a large rainbow lollipop. She just got accepted into law school.MLIA

Today, I woke up to find a spoon glued to my bedroom wall. I live alone and i'm still confused. MLIA

Today, I was sitting in my philosophy class when my teacher got upset about all the distracted people sitting in the back of the classroom. He then used me, a person who has always sat in the front row, as the "perfect model student who has never been distracted." During the 2 hour duration of the class I had responded to 29 texts, chatted on Facebook and Skype, and read 20 pages of MLIA. I have never felt better or more accomplished in my college career. MLIA.

For the past few days, my boyfriend and I have been sick with swine flu. Today, we were both feeling much better, and he texted me saying that we should hang out tomorrow. His suggestion for what to do? "Eat bacon and get revenge." MLIA.

Today, I was walking through downtown, drinking from a juice box. My friend told me that it was childish and those things were for 5-year-olds. Just as he said that, A girl our age walked by drinking from a juice box. We high-fived. MLIA

Today, I realized that if I look out my apartment window, I can see my best friend's tv. I have been talking with her on the phone and she's still amazed that I know which Pokemon episode she's watching. I plan to do this every night. MLIA

NOVEMBER 11!

HALLO EVERYONE. HAPPY NATIONAL SUNDAE...DAY. {{SUN DAY DAY?}}

ENJOYING LIFE?

HEH, DIDN'T THINK SO. :P

BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT TASTES TOO BLAND. YEAH, IT HAS SOME SUGAR IN IT, BUT HONEY NUT CHEERIOS ARE WAY BETTER.

HONEY NUT CHEERIOS FTW! :D

Advice of the day: Do not take advice from erasers, even if they enjoy eating meatballs.

Quote of the day: SAMOAS: THEY'RE THE SECOND #1 COOKIE!

WARM-UP

1) What is your name?
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2) What is your quest?
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3) What is your favorite color?
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HALLO THUR.

HALLO THUR.

I HAVE BEEN WAITI-

OOOOH! A

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:DDDDD

Nina~

Deadline:  New Years

GUESS WHAT?

GUESS WHAT?

ATHENA HAS...

A COOKIE!

AND SLICE OF PIE. >:D

ANTI-SNUGGIES, UNITE!

ANTI-SNUGGIES, UNITE AGAINST THE SNUGGIES.

:O

THE AXE OF CAPITALISM {{THE FAKE ONE...}} IS IN SUPPORT OF SNUGGIES! :O

PLAN A:

-We hire spork assasins and shred them to pieces, video taping their torture and putting them on YOUTUBE LIVE. Then we send the creators to the Pits of Tartar Sauce and stick them in a impenetrable case of jelly yogurt, the enemy of the pudding. Then we hire giant bee guardians of the pit, who will never be a traitor and Luke and Ethan Nakamura will ride the mangoes of doom, circling the cave. We will remove the kidneys of the creators and throw them into the rings of Uranus. >:D
-Send the makers of snuggies to another dimension.
-Get rid of Walmarts (optional)
-Create a bacteria designed to eat snuggies
-Cut off the sleeves of the snuggie. *cackle*
-LEAPFROG- We call up NASA and ask them to build stations on Mars. We poplute these stations w/ people, plants (wild orchids, food crops, giant stinking flowers, ect.), and animals. We're a Noah's Ark if you will. We keep building stations untill we feel free to send robots to jupiter to drill a giant hole in the planet with a reinforced titanium lid. We will also start factories to make parkas and ski pants.
-POPULATION ZERO- We evacute every one on earth to the stations (at least the ones who believe us). We send down teams to trap snuggies and send them to the giant pit on Jupiter. The gravitational force is so strong it should keep them at the bottom of the pit.
-TWILIGHT ZONE- We've done what we can, now we just wait for the Snuggies to eat eachother after they've exausted all resources.
-PROJECT ESKIMO- By the time that Snuggies have died off, they will have wreaked they're havok on earth and will have started the next ice age. We should have an abundant suply of snow gear built up by now. We will start to repopulate the earth.

TAKEN FROM THE GROUP ON GOODREADS: THOSE WHO FEAR SNUGGIES

CLICK HERE FOR THE GROUP.

ATHENA IS HERE~

HALLO. ATHENA IS BACK FROM THE SWIM MEET. :D

I DROPPED 4 SECONDS IN 200 IM! WHOO.

FOR YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T SWIM, IT'S 8 LAPS.

THE FIRST TWO ARE BUTTERFLY.

NEXT TWO ARE BACKSTROKE.

NEXT TWO ARE BREASTSTROKE.

AND THE LAST TWO ARE FREESTYLE.

:O

*pokepoke*

:D

OH HO HO.

.-. <---- Jenn's smiley.
that evolved from
._. <---- My smiley.

:PPP PLAGIARISM. WELL, NOT REALLY. IT'S PARAPHRASED... ._. BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I USE IT TOO! .-.

OH RLY? YA RLY.

WELL.

THERE'S...

A PLAY LIST.

ANDJENNHASH1N1AKASWINEFLU!

KTHXBAI.

LUFFLEH SONGS! :D

HERE ARE SOME RANDOM SONGS:

THE AFTERLIFE IS FRANCE

PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR

IN THE OCEAN BLUE

MAKES ME SMILE

THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CAVE

ROBERT MITCHUM'S CHALUPA SONG

RE-COLOR OUR DREAMS

:3 ENJOY!

:O

OH NOEZ!

JENN


HAS....


{{KEEP SCROLLING...}}

LALALLAALLALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

HALLO.

*silence*

*is currently mad*

SO MY SISTER DELETED A LOT OF MY FAVORITE SONGS.

INCLUDING THE "DANCE OF THE CUCUMBER"

TCH.

I KNOW YOUR EBIL PLAN, TIFFANY.

*headdesk*

OH. MY SHORT TERM MEMORY'S COMING BACK.

WAIT.

WHAT?

WELCOME TO THIS BLOG OF... BLOGNESS.

WHY, HALLO!

I HAVE REALIZED THAT WE HAVE NOT MADE A WELCOME THING... SO... WELCOME TO THIS BLOG... OF BLOGNESS.

BLOG.

THAT WOULD BE ALL. FAREWELL.

RANT ON THE TWILIGHT SERIES

WORST. BOOKS. EVER.

HERE ARE JUST A FEW REASONS:

1) TERRIBLE PLOT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. IT'S COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL.

BASICALLY, A GIRL AND A GUY {{cough cough FAIRY}} MEET, FALL IN LOVE, SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER. THERE'S A DEATH THREAT, SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THE GIRL. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

2) AWFUL IDEAS. SPARKLY VAMPIRES? SERIOUSLY? VAMPIRES BURN, NOT SPARKLE.

3) HORRIBLE DESCRIPTION. I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO SAY HER NAME. ANYWAY, SHE {{ahem SORRY, I MEANT HE.}} OVERUSES TOO MANY WORDS, WITH TERRIBLE WRITING SKILLS. I MEAN, USING A WORD A COUPLE TIMES IS FINE, BUT READING THE WORD "VELVET" EVERY TIME EDWARD APPEARS IN THE BOOK?

4) INAPPROPRIATE FOR KIDS. I MEAN, LITTLE 8 YEAR-OLDS READ IT. AND BREAKING DAWN? IT'S IN DETAIL ABOUT...

5) JUST PLAIN AWFUL

SO JA. HATE TWILIGHT, LIVE BETTER. BLOGGER.

TTFN TA TA FOR NOW!

HEHE...TIGGER. :D

NOM NOM NOM

._.

HI.

THAT IS ALL. FAREWELL.

HALLOWEEN~

HAPPY DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN PEOPLE!

EXCEPT NINA. SORRY YOU DON'T CELEBRATE. :[

ANYWAY, GUESS WHAT I WAS?

I WAS...















AN INSANE, MURDEROUS MAD HATTER WITH MY AXE OF CAPITALISM. :D


THAT IS ALL.