Tuesday, November 3, 2009

RANT ON THE TWILIGHT SERIES

WORST. BOOKS. EVER.

HERE ARE JUST A FEW REASONS:

1) TERRIBLE PLOT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. IT'S COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL.

BASICALLY, A GIRL AND A GUY {{cough cough FAIRY}} MEET, FALL IN LOVE, SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER. THERE'S A DEATH THREAT, SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THE GIRL. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

2) AWFUL IDEAS. SPARKLY VAMPIRES? SERIOUSLY? VAMPIRES BURN, NOT SPARKLE.

3) HORRIBLE DESCRIPTION. I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO SAY HER NAME. ANYWAY, SHE {{ahem SORRY, I MEANT HE.}} OVERUSES TOO MANY WORDS, WITH TERRIBLE WRITING SKILLS. I MEAN, USING A WORD A COUPLE TIMES IS FINE, BUT READING THE WORD "VELVET" EVERY TIME EDWARD APPEARS IN THE BOOK?

4) INAPPROPRIATE FOR KIDS. I MEAN, LITTLE 8 YEAR-OLDS READ IT. AND BREAKING DAWN? IT'S IN DETAIL ABOUT...

5) JUST PLAIN AWFUL

SO JA. HATE TWILIGHT, LIVE BETTER. BLOGGER.

TTFN TA TA FOR NOW!

HEHE...TIGGER. :D

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