I am currently very displeased with your product. You have taken over the minds of the young, corrupting the innocent. I know you have a partnership with Stephanie Meyer and Hannah Montana, and you should be grateful that I'm typing this letter, trying to correct your faults. Snuggies actually harm the environment. Despite the fact that you are saving heating bills, you are increasing the production of unwanted materials, when one could use a blanket or a robe. A Snuggie is a backward robe, after all, except worse. Yes, it is a blanket with sleeves, but are you really that lazy to rearrange the blanket so you can use your hands? Next, not to be rude, but all who wear Snuggies look, well, stupid. They are completely covered on the front, but have a gaping hole at their back. This doesn't keep you warm, much less look nice, when a warm robe and fuzzy socks are cheaper, and warmer. The Snuggie also are hazardous to your health. A Facebooker says, "I’ve gained 20 pounds since using my Snuggie." Finally, your commericals provide false advertisement. You say that Snuggies look nice on furniture. This is a lie. Would you enjoy seeing your dead animal edition, having a zebra patterned Snuggie on your lovely, $326 chair? These are just a few reasons, but in short, Snuggies are EVIL.
Sincerely,
The Goodreads group, "Those who Fear Snuggies."
Even from birth, the human race has a tendency to be negative. Why is it that we're all so critical, and even more so to ourselves? It's not always bad to be proud. So where am I going with this? Not really sure, but this blog is, at least, an attempt for entertainment. Enjoy. :D
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