Something insightful.

There are things that come and go,
And where they go, nobody knows.
Everything disappears after one point,
and sometimes, you hope to come back,
so you see what you've been missing.

There are times that come and go,
And where they go, nobody knows.
It just ticks tocks, tick tocks,
As the wind blows.
It makes you feel insignifigant.

There are people that come and go,
And where they go, nobody knows.
Faces flash back,
Some who cannot place,
And then you feel guilty.

These are the times when you wish for a mustache.

How to Stalk People

1) Social Networking Sites- If you're too lazy to manually get up and crawl by someone's window.
Twitter's like, the easiest way to stalk someone. There are constant updates of what a person's doing. Twitter tells you where the person is, what he/she is doing, who whom, etc.

If you have a Twitter, prevent the stalkeriness (a kind of celery) by being a social outcast- don't post anything, and go back to playing Club Penguin.

Facebook is also easy. A person, can stalk you- looking at your photos, at the background, so they know where you were, and with whom, and what you're doing. Even the most obscure thing, a picture of you in your bathroom. Stalkers see your bathroom, and that Teletubbie towel you have hanging on your shower rack. They see how you have your stuffed teddy bear next to the toilet to make sure you're not scared when you "go." They see that chainsaw you use to make sure murderers aren't hiding behind your shower curtain. Stalkers also see your status updates, when you post 3201381298491281 a day to gain attention from your friends.

How do you stop this? Block your privacy settings so no one- not even the account that you made for your pet porcupine can even look at your Farmville account (that you play when you're feeling glum and it's snowing outside. Or every day. Same thing.)

That's just one way, and only two social networking sites (I USED A BIG WORD! "SOCIAL"). So don't be stalkerededed. It's not good. That's how your bike, Ophelia, get's stolen. Be a social outcast and curl up in fetal position every time someone says the word "brown." HAVE FUN! :D

DISCLAIMER: Desk Forts is not liable for injury, a reputation for dinosaur hunting, an addiction to glue sticks, or well...anything.

Question: Is there a positive word for "sad"?

Revamp. :]

Hi there, whoever bothers to read this! Got a revamp, because of the new layouts available, and I'm using proper grammar! *gasp*

Updates:

• Banner, with a beast dinosaur (literally)
• Playlist, with a cookie monster background
• Layout, with a picture of Earth so it looks like the Cookie Monster rules the world. :]

Thoughts...
I'd like a dog named Table. That way, I could be like, "COME, TABLE. COME," and people would think I'm insane (no surprise there). But then my table would come. I could also say, "I HAVE A FUZZY TABLE!" and I would, right? It's also an uncommon name, and regular names are boring, to me. I mean, you aren't creative if you name your dog "Spot" since there's tens of thousands of dogs with that name.

I'd also like a frog named Chair. It would be a matching set, and I could say that "My Table ate my Dog! GASPETH," and it would be true.

Have you noticed that "and I" and "and die" sound really similar when you say it? It's like, "Want to come here with Table and I/and die?" and you never know what they really met, until you get there.

Well, I believe that's it! :D Here's a question I'll leave you with: Are you emotionally stable?