5...7...5

This is a haiku.

I am such a great poet.

Refrigerator.

This is a series.

This continues from the last.

Is this a haiku?

Poems are fun, right?

But I can't count very well.

To me, it is hard.

But I counted right.

This makes me so amazing.

I am so modest.

Well, here comes the end.

You guys must be really sad.

Unless you don't read.

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you hit the cow.

I suppose that would be a very bad thing if you were a vegan, or even if the cow was a male and you were a vegetarian, but then you'd have a new cow as a pet. :D

Cows are quite delicious awesome, as they never cease to amaze me. For example, at sixth months, cows are capable of swallowing a magnet the size of two of those pink and rubber erasers. As a six year old, you you do that without choking? Further more, the cow is able to swallow metal objects, like nails and tin. Can you do that?

Obviously, a cow is cooler than you, and your mom.

Pony

Dear Athena:

I have obtained a pony.

However, you can't have it.

Its name is Eeyore. Like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

I named it Eeyore because it might be a donkey.

Yours truly,

Nina