"Where would you put it?"
"What would you name it?"
or even worse:
"You don't even know what a pony is."
So what if it's all true? IT DOESN'T MATTER. Is it so wrong for a young child to want a squishy animal pony-like thing to be his or her companion?
What's wrong with this world?
Why can't we determine the next Bambi?
What should I eat for breakfast tomorrow?
Why am I asking these questions?
and most importantly:
Why, reader, can't I have a pony?
Meh. :P
