Teachers

Have you realized that whenever a school is recognized for an award of some sort, the students aren't praised at all? It's usually just the teachers, principal, and our wonderful cooperation, blah, blah, blah. But nothing on natural talent or the extracurriculars that kids always work towards without help from teachers. This would be dandy and all if teachers actually, you know, were GOOD teachers. Here is how our school works:

Math teacher: Welcome to math. Learn if you want, but I'll just be on Facebook all day.

English teacher: I love Shakespeare! Act it out, and make sure to display emotion. Yes, you, Becky. Show more analysis. *flicks off* (Yes, this actually happened).

US History teacher: Here are some worksheets. LEARN.

Spanish teacher: HEY, BOO! *yells more* I'M GETTING PAID WHETHER YOU PASS OR NOT."

Science teacher: You guys just need to learn stuff for the assessments. After that, we're done.

Resource teacher: What's sleep? I just work 24 hours a day, and don't even go to the bathroom. EVER.

Music teacher: What? I don't scare children. SO SING, FOOLS!

11 Things People do that Annoy Me

1. People that don't do anything and get all of the credit.
2. People that don't listen to constructive criticism.
3. People that don't listen to constructive criticism because it would embarrass them if they fixed their problem.
4. People that act depressed even when they aren't.
5. People that, when trying to be funny, are way too random.
         - I mean, how unoriginal is "Bob" and "POTATO!"
6. People that burst into conversations even though it didn't involve them at all.
7. People that fake laugh just to get into a conversation.
8. People that ask you the same question over and over again, even though they heard you the first time.
         - ex. "Are you sure?", "So we have to...?"
9. People that ask you a question and then ask a different person just to make sure your answer was right.
         - What's the point of asking me then?
10. People that are too dependent on given directions, especially by a teacher, and can't stand to do anything different.
11. People that try to get your attention when you're talking to someone else, just so that they can say, "Hi" or something else as insignificant.

So yeah. I've done most of these at one point in my life. I hope I don't anymore.

New Years: Yeah, it's kinda late. Psh.

HAPPY NEW YEARR! :D I even composed a poem:

Tomatoes are red,

Ashes are black,

2010 is over,

and never will come back.

But that's kinda morbid, so remember 2010- it's the last year until the next decade when we can wear those glasses with the 0s as eye holes, but in 2020, you'll have a giant 2 in the middle of your eyes, and that will be weird... D:

Oh, look! Fireworks outside! pewpew

Sadface.

You know, bloggers tend to just leave their blogs after a few weeks, except for the wonderful Darkfire, of course. They might be too lazy to update it; they might have writer's block; they might just forget! So, children, therefore if you are reading this, remember to update your blog! Make it a little interesting- add something squishy to click so that if you are bored, you can take out your anger on squishy animals!

Wait...that didn't come out right. Er...when writer's block takes over, build a house! Haha... block... like a block of wood making a house... GET IT? But seriously: when writer's block takes over, find something to write about, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Who know? You might come up with something nice.

5...7...5

This is a haiku.

I am such a great poet.

Refrigerator.

This is a series.

This continues from the last.

Is this a haiku?

Poems are fun, right?

But I can't count very well.

To me, it is hard.

But I counted right.

This makes me so amazing.

I am so modest.

Well, here comes the end.

You guys must be really sad.

Unless you don't read.

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you hit the cow.

I suppose that would be a very bad thing if you were a vegan, or even if the cow was a male and you were a vegetarian, but then you'd have a new cow as a pet. :D

Cows are quite delicious awesome, as they never cease to amaze me. For example, at sixth months, cows are capable of swallowing a magnet the size of two of those pink and rubber erasers. As a six year old, you you do that without choking? Further more, the cow is able to swallow metal objects, like nails and tin. Can you do that?

Obviously, a cow is cooler than you, and your mom.

Pony

Dear Athena:

I have obtained a pony.

However, you can't have it.

Its name is Eeyore. Like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

I named it Eeyore because it might be a donkey.

Yours truly,

Nina