Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you hit the cow.

I suppose that would be a very bad thing if you were a vegan, or even if the cow was a male and you were a vegetarian, but then you'd have a new cow as a pet. :D

Cows are quite delicious awesome, as they never cease to amaze me. For example, at sixth months, cows are capable of swallowing a magnet the size of two of those pink and rubber erasers. As a six year old, you you do that without choking? Further more, the cow is able to swallow metal objects, like nails and tin. Can you do that?

Obviously, a cow is cooler than you, and your mom.