Math teacher: Welcome to math. Learn if you want, but I'll just be on Facebook all day.
English teacher: I love Shakespeare! Act it out, and make sure to display emotion. Yes, you, Becky. Show more analysis. *flicks off* (Yes, this actually happened).
US History teacher: Here are some worksheets. LEARN.
Spanish teacher: HEY, BOO! *yells more* I'M GETTING PAID WHETHER YOU PASS OR NOT."
Science teacher: You guys just need to learn stuff for the assessments. After that, we're done.
Resource teacher: What's sleep? I just work 24 hours a day, and don't even go to the bathroom. EVER.
Music teacher: What? I don't scare children. SO SING, FOOLS!