Teachers

Have you realized that whenever a school is recognized for an award of some sort, the students aren't praised at all? It's usually just the teachers, principal, and our wonderful cooperation, blah, blah, blah. But nothing on natural talent or the extracurriculars that kids always work towards without help from teachers. This would be dandy and all if teachers actually, you know, were GOOD teachers. Here is how our school works:

Math teacher: Welcome to math. Learn if you want, but I'll just be on Facebook all day.

English teacher: I love Shakespeare! Act it out, and make sure to display emotion. Yes, you, Becky. Show more analysis. *flicks off* (Yes, this actually happened).

US History teacher: Here are some worksheets. LEARN.

Spanish teacher: HEY, BOO! *yells more* I'M GETTING PAID WHETHER YOU PASS OR NOT."

Science teacher: You guys just need to learn stuff for the assessments. After that, we're done.

Resource teacher: What's sleep? I just work 24 hours a day, and don't even go to the bathroom. EVER.

Music teacher: What? I don't scare children. SO SING, FOOLS!