LALALALA.

Hello monsieur I welcome you! You are in New France. We drink and laugh each day in this country of romance!
Here have some cheese please soups and wine! Or a nice souffle.
Come follow me there's much to see while you are in New Fran-say!

Oh why on earth don't these chicks ever shave?
Oh why oh why must such a place like this be my grave?
I must now find a way to leave this land--

Not a chance! You are stuck here for eternity! Stuck Here in Le France!
We surrendered to Italians and twice to Germany but eventually they left--

Because your country smells like pee.

So maybe we can't win a war - But hey, we make great wine!
Here try a glass its good I swear! The taste is quite divine!
We know the latest fashions and our art is quite insane.
We love to hang in coffee shapes and talk about our pain.
The world may think us snotty but there oh so very wrong, if you admit that we're superior I'm sure we'd get along!

I can't stand being here - I wanna cry!
If I hear "OH HO HO" just one more time I'll surely die!
I'm sure that France would be quite nice if they killed off French!

Well, you are stuck here for a zillion years so get used to the stench!
There's no second chance the afterlife is France!

Come on, I'm sure there has to be a way!

You're stuck in France so why not dance! There's no need to stay fashay! Your edgy stance, your hateful glance, don't try to go astray!

Gotta find myself a chance, find a way to bail on France!

Take your hope and throw it away!
You have to stay for your afterlife Fran-say OH HO HO!

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"The Afterlife is France"
by Jason Steele