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SO, YESTERDAY WAS A TERRIBLE DAY.

NEW MOON CAME OUT.

shudders

FOR YOU OTHER TWIHATERS, HERE ARE SOME IDEAS TO GET YOU STARTED.

1) STAB THE PROJECTOR.

2) SCREAM, "SCREW YOU, EDWARD CULLEN" EVERY TIME EDWARD COMES ON.

3) SCREAM, "CEDRIC DIGGORY" EVERY TIME EDWARD COMES ON.

4) SIT IN THE VERY BACK AND MAKE SHADOW PUPPETS DURING THE "BEST" SCENES

5) SUE STEPHANIE MEYER FOR, "CORRUPTING YOUNG CHILDREN'S MINDS."

6) SUE EVERYONE ON THE TWILIGHT CAST FOR "IMPERSONATING BADLY."

HERE ARE JUST A FEW. :) AND REMEMBER-

IF ANYONE EVER ASKS YOU, "VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES,"

REPLY: "WEREWOLVES. I SUPPORT REMUS LUPIN."

FOR NARNIAAAAAA.