MLIA. :D

Today, while in the grocery store I asked my mom if I could sit in the cart. She said no, that it was too childish and I was too old. Not even five seconds later I saw my best friend being pushed in a cart by her mom while licking a large rainbow lollipop. She just got accepted into law school.MLIA

Today, I woke up to find a spoon glued to my bedroom wall. I live alone and i'm still confused. MLIA

Today, I was sitting in my philosophy class when my teacher got upset about all the distracted people sitting in the back of the classroom. He then used me, a person who has always sat in the front row, as the "perfect model student who has never been distracted." During the 2 hour duration of the class I had responded to 29 texts, chatted on Facebook and Skype, and read 20 pages of MLIA. I have never felt better or more accomplished in my college career. MLIA.

For the past few days, my boyfriend and I have been sick with swine flu. Today, we were both feeling much better, and he texted me saying that we should hang out tomorrow. His suggestion for what to do? "Eat bacon and get revenge." MLIA.

Today, I was walking through downtown, drinking from a juice box. My friend told me that it was childish and those things were for 5-year-olds. Just as he said that, A girl our age walked by drinking from a juice box. We high-fived. MLIA

Today, I realized that if I look out my apartment window, I can see my best friend's tv. I have been talking with her on the phone and she's still amazed that I know which Pokemon episode she's watching. I plan to do this every night. MLIA