SO WE FOUND SOME QUOTES (MOSTS QUOTES ALSO FROM REBECCA) HERE ARE A FEW:
Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon
IF LIFE'S A JOKE... I DONT GET IT.
IF WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY WAS AN ACRONYM WHAT WOULD IT BE?
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
VEGETARIANS ARE KILLING THE RAINFOREST
nine out of ten people like chocolate, the tenth person always lies
Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do YOU wanna hang out?
QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
THEY THINK THE SUN CAN SWALLOW THE WORLD...BUT HOLE-PUNCHERS CANT DANCE?
I dream of a better tomorrow…where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
WHEN EVERYONE IN AMERICA PLEDGES ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG- ITS TOO LATE.
Even from birth, the human race has a tendency to be negative. Why is it that we're all so critical, and even more so to ourselves? It's not always bad to be proud. So where am I going with this? Not really sure, but this blog is, at least, an attempt for entertainment. Enjoy. :D
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