Saturday, October 24, 2009

Scene 6~

Chalupa: Hullo thur.

Cameramen: Chalupas can talk?

Director: YES, BUT CAMERAMEN CAN'T! YOU'RE FIRED.

Cameramen: Why?

Narrator: shakes head It's because of the recession.

Cameramen: Who shall film then?

Larry: says boldy I will.

silence

Larry: WHAT?

Narrator 2: You got a big head, and little arms, and I'm not so sure how well your plan was thought through.

Charlie: What are you talking about? He doesn't have any hands!

Everyone glares at Carl

Carl's wife: WHAT DID YOU DO?

Carl: I've never seen him before in my life.

Carl's wife: Why did you kill this person, Carl?

Carl: He's not a person. He's a vegetable.

Narrator 2: OH RLY?

Carl: YA, RLY.

Narrator: OH RLY?

Charlie: You know, I think I died long ago, and this play is my eternal punishment.

Larry: You're like a constant optimist, huh?

Charlie: Optimist? What's that?

Narrator: It's a principality between North Korea and Cuba.

End of scene 6

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