Chalupa: Hullo thur.
Cameramen: Chalupas can talk?
Director: YES, BUT CAMERAMEN CAN'T! YOU'RE FIRED.
Cameramen: Why?
Narrator: shakes head It's because of the recession.
Cameramen: Who shall film then?
Larry: says boldy I will.
silence
Larry: WHAT?
Narrator 2: You got a big head, and little arms, and I'm not so sure how well your plan was thought through.
Charlie: What are you talking about? He doesn't have any hands!
Everyone glares at Carl
Carl's wife: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life.
Carl's wife: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: He's not a person. He's a vegetable.
Narrator 2: OH RLY?
Carl: YA, RLY.
Narrator: OH RLY?
Charlie: You know, I think I died long ago, and this play is my eternal punishment.
Larry: You're like a constant optimist, huh?
Charlie: Optimist? What's that?
Narrator: It's a principality between North Korea and Cuba.
End of scene 6
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